[Bullish]

....So I always sealed up the envelope (with nothing in it) and sent it back to them, without placing a stamp on it, naturally. Eventually, I stopped getting mail from them.

I always liked sending them play money.

[N. Beaujon]

I always liked sending them play money.

I like sending it back with "F*** you, traitors!"I do that with Amnesty International, the ACLU and all the other liberal nut bags who somehow get my name. It's fun to cost them money for the cost of the return postage. That is my small donation.

[spokeshave]

"....So I always sealed up the envelope (with nothing in it) and sent it back to them, without placing a stamp on it, naturally. Eventually, I stopped getting mail from them.

I always liked sending them play money

Or a brick.

[Ditter]

I always send them the mailing label off the envelope and tell them to remove this name from their mailing list. Sometimes I include some other junk mail just to keep me from making that looooooong walk to the trash can. I guess I could put a banana peel or some used tissues in there too.