"Evolution Is Practically Useless, Admits Darwinist
The world doesn't need a Darwinist to admit evolution is useless junk science. We, except Darwinists, of course, knew that.
Evolution is very highly useful to those who have to make catalogs of plants and animals. There is no better way to organize the catalog, although there might be other ways such as by weight.
Shecky Stultorum, folks, here at Open Mike night at Darwin Central!
Give him a hand (or flap or wing or psuedopod) and don't forget to tip your Neanderthal.