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America the Treacherous The seditious dementia of conspiracy theories.
NRO ^ | September 13, 2006, 4:53 a.m. | By Jonah Goldberg

Posted on 09/13/2006 5:11:04 AM PDT by .cnI redruM

There is a virulent form of unpatriotism festering in America today. Like an algae bloom that deprives life of oxygen, it starves democracy of the air of reason. It now thrives on what we call the far Left, but like a dead zone off the coast, it moves with the tides.

I am referring to the seditious dementia of conspiracy theories, the death of faith not in some mere administration or Congress but in America itself.

Haven’t you heard? The U.S. government blew up the World Trade Center. Oh, sorry, that’s not right. The planes did knock down those buildings, but the White House was in on it. Oh, no, sorry again, that’s not what happened. It was the Jews. They razed it without leaving any fingerprints — save for the 4,000 Zionist co-conspirators who were tipped off in advance — in order to frame the peace-loving Muslims of al Qaeda. (Those crafty Hebrews are always coming up with clever ways to make Islamic fanatics look bad, like getting blown up.) Bin Laden’s admission that he did it? Well, of course. He’s in on it.

Presumably, Bush’s demolition experts applied the same expertise to the levees in New Orleans. That’s another theory in wide circulation today thanks in no small part to Spike Lee, who gave it a fair airing in an HBO documentary.

The metaphysical, ontological stupidity of all this defies rational rebuttal. It would be like proving I didn’t have unicorn for dinner in late December of 1987.

Here’s a question: How is a president willing — and able! — to bring down the World Trade Center, murdering nearly 3,000 Americans without inspiring a single whistle-blower or attracting a solitary eyewitness, somehow morally or logistically incapable of planting some exculpatory WMDs in Iraq?

As for Spike & Co., what took Bush so long? Why wait for a hurricane? Oh, how he must have yearned, his men and equipment long in place, to cleanse America of the Big Easy. Oh joyous St. Katrina’s Day! And yet, Bush failed to plan for the aftermath in a way that wouldn’t defenestrate his poll numbers.

Stupidity isn’t the right word for these dark imaginings, because some of these conspiracy theorists are very smart people. Nor is it fair to say they are all left-wingers. Indeed, two prominent 9/11 conspiracy theorists — Morgan Reynolds and Paul Craig Roberts — worked in Republican administrations and have strong conservative credentials. And let us not forget that in the 1990s, sweaty fingers pointed right-to-left. Under Clinton, it was the United Nations — with its satellite office at the Rose Law Firm — that imposed order with its fleet of black helicopters.

“Conspiracy theorist” isn’t quite right either. These are priests of the Church of Conspiracy, a heresy of Gnostic heresy which holds that man is the ruler of history, the demiurge of all events that befall us. Powerful and unseen forces lurk in the shadows. The conspiracy theorists know they’re out there, even as the enemy’s name changes almost daily: Big Oil, capitalists, Republicans, or perhaps those eternal pullers of mankind’s puppet strings, the Jews.

The masons of dementia build upon a bedrock of one absolute truth: Bad things happen, and someone must be responsible. Upon this bedrock they pile convenient and selective facts like bricks. Contradictory facts are clever lies. When Popular Mechanics debunked 9/11 hokum, the immediate response from conspiratorialists was “cover-up!” and “CIA front!” because in this perverted faith, denying the ultimate truth must be proof of a lie.

This rough beast slouches toward sedition because it assumes not that our leaders are knaves or even mere criminals, but that they are murderous Supermen with no loyalty to nation, decency or law. Our Constitution is a fraud, a charade for the rubes some of us naively call citizens. If you disagree, you’re either fool or “in on it.” In his 1964 essay, “The Paranoid Style in American Politics,” Richard Hofstadter demonstrated that this fever of the mind is as old as America itself and its outbreaks flare up across the ideological landscape. What is so sad and frightening is that this diseased thinking is reaching epidemic proportions. More than a third of Americans believe the U.S. government was likely to have been involved in 9/11.

In the past, when these outbreaks occurred on the political right, liberal hand-wringers fretted about incipient fascism and rising McCarthyism. Today, the best we get from them is a bemused and sterile chuckle.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: 911conspiracies; jonahgoldberg; nuts; paranoia; spikelee; tinfoilhats
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The stupid 9-11 theories continue.
1 posted on 09/13/2006 5:11:05 AM PDT by .cnI redruM
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To: .cnI redruM

I don't think we've ever had a population so susceptible to enemy propaganda.


2 posted on 09/13/2006 5:14:59 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: .cnI redruM

And they come from supposedly intelligent people who are infected with the Hate Bush form of Dementia.


3 posted on 09/13/2006 5:15:42 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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To: cripplecreek
At least 20% of the population is certifiably nuts.
4 posted on 09/13/2006 5:17:01 AM PDT by verity (The MSM is comprised of useless eaters)
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To: .cnI redruM
ISAIAH CHAPTER 8:

11 The LORD spoke to me with his strong hand upon me, warning me not to follow the way of this people. He said: 12 "Do not call conspiracy everything that these people call conspiracy [f] ; do not fear what they fear, and do not dread it. 13 The LORD Almighty is the one you are to regard as holy, he is the one you are to fear, he is the one you are to dread, 14 and he will be a sanctuary; but for both houses of Israel he will be a stone that causes men to stumble and a rock that makes them fall. And for the people of Jerusalem he will be a trap and a snare. 15 Many of them will stumble; they will fall and be broken, they will be snared and captured." 16 Bind up the testimony and seal up the law among my disciples. 17 I will wait for the LORD, who is hiding his face from the house of Jacob. I will put my trust in him. 18 Here am I, and the children the LORD has given me. We are signs and symbols in Israel from the LORD Almighty, who dwells on Mount Zion. 19 When men tell you to consult mediums and spiritists, who whisper and mutter, should not a people inquire of their God? Why consult the dead on behalf of the living? 20 To the law and to the testimony! If they do not speak according to this word, they have no light of dawn. 21 Distressed and hungry, they will roam through the land; when they are famished, they will become enraged and, looking upward, will curse their king and their God. 22 Then they will look toward the earth and see only distress and darkness and fearful gloom, and they will be thrust into utter darkness.

5 posted on 09/13/2006 5:17:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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"The stupid 9-11 theories continue."

Calling them "theories" flatters them unnecessarily. They are what they are - delusions of paranoids with warped perceptions of reality.


6 posted on 09/13/2006 5:17:56 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: .cnI redruM
good book by Popular Mechanics editors: Debunking the 9/11 Myths

The masons of dementia build upon a bedrock of one absolute truth: Bad things happen, and someone must be responsible

But as far as this mindset, it's what keeps our personal injury lawyers in business.

My son bumped into another car in a parking lot, damage to the other person's car was under $500, and we had no damage to our car.

We're (at least our insurance) is getting sued for pain and suffering. Hard to believe it, but that's the days we live in. The mindset is somebody's gotta pay for anything that upsets "my apple cart", even though, IMHO, bad things happening is just part of "life."

7 posted on 09/13/2006 5:18:03 AM PDT by dawn53
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To: cripplecreek

We've never had a population so inculcated with values-free education, either. The two are connected and we'll all pay for their lack of grounded reality.


8 posted on 09/13/2006 5:18:28 AM PDT by BelegStrongbow (www.stjosephssanford.org)
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To: cripplecreek
There is always an element of the poopulation ( I meant to spell it like that).

Consider Moses and the 10 Commandments.
9 posted on 09/13/2006 5:18:52 AM PDT by Battle Axe (Repent for the coming of the Lord is nigh!)
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To: cripplecreek

We've never had such a large portion of our population want said propaganda to be the truth.


10 posted on 09/13/2006 5:19:00 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (The investigation was a hoax. Fitz should be brought up on charges.)
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To: cripplecreek; sgtbono2002

see #5


11 posted on 09/13/2006 5:19:30 AM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: Battle Axe

See #5


12 posted on 09/13/2006 5:19:52 AM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: Daveinyork

Well put. These people are deluded. They know they are deluded. They intentionally choose to be deluded.


13 posted on 09/13/2006 5:20:23 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (The investigation was a hoax. Fitz should be brought up on charges.)
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To: .cnI redruM
“Conspiracy theorist” isn’t quite right either. These are priests of the Church of Conspiracy"

Priests? How about the (pseudo)-Physics Dept at Brigham Young University, Utah?

14 posted on 09/13/2006 5:22:05 AM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: Red Badger
Thanks for the new tagline.
15 posted on 09/13/2006 5:22:38 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (The LORD spoke to me ..."Do not call conspiracy everything that these people call conspiracy")
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To: Diogenesis

I guess cultist would be more accurate in the case of that particular individual.


16 posted on 09/13/2006 5:23:49 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (The LORD spoke to me ..."Do not call conspiracy everything that these people call conspiracy")
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To: .cnI redruM
"More than a third believe that the US government was...."

And why would I believe that assertion? There are a lot of nutcases out there, but I think the media is pulling a fast one here as well. If ABC conducts a poll, and then tells us this, and keeps telling us this, does that make it so? YES> assuming people are basically stupid. YMMV.
17 posted on 09/13/2006 5:24:07 AM PDT by Freedom4US
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To: dawn53

".....it's what keeps our personal injury lawyers in business"

BINGO!!! It is important to maintain that mindset to perpetuate the industry.


18 posted on 09/13/2006 5:24:13 AM PDT by mo
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To: .cnI redruM

19 posted on 09/13/2006 5:24:21 AM PDT by LRS
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To: .cnI redruM

my problem is this: Time mag says 39% beleive that Bush either knew about it and didn't do anything, or caused it. They lump bnoth categories together to give the impression that a large section of folks need tin foil hats.

Problem is that there is a world of differrence between knowing about something (even if true), and causing it. The mag doesn't make the distinction.

I'd bet there are a heck of a lot more people in the "knew about" than "caused" category.


20 posted on 09/13/2006 5:24:53 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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