I just curse that stupid Wright Amendment that won't let me fly Southwest instead of Anti-American Airlines.
Well, that's up to the CongressCritters to fix.
Don't know if you're a fan of Carlos Mencia's comedy or not, but your post reminded me of him saying that 9/11 would have never happened if the terrorist flew Southwest and he goes on to relate a pre-9/11 newsstory where passengers on Southwest beat a man to death (literally) who tried to breach the cockpit. ;)