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Where were moms like this when I was in school :-) Oh come on now someone was going to say it on here eventually I just thought I would beat them to the punch lol.
1 posted on 09/12/2006 11:14:46 AM PDT by freepatriot32
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2 posted on 09/12/2006 11:15:21 AM PDT by freepatriot32 (Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
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Partying every night.
4 posted on 09/12/2006 11:16:10 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
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Well, at least she made him do his homework first!

I wonder what kind of grades he got.


5 posted on 09/12/2006 11:16:37 AM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
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This is what you get when children have children.


7 posted on 09/12/2006 11:17:54 AM PDT by Redcloak (Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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Son: Mom, why do they call these 'Roach Clips'?

Mom: Because 'Pot Holder' was already taken...


(ba'dump)
8 posted on 09/12/2006 11:18:36 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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I was in high school from '68-'72, we had a couple of parents that would drink, drop acid, smoke rope and screw the young skulls full of inebriated mush. That was in a small midwestern town.
9 posted on 09/12/2006 11:19:12 AM PDT by bigfootbob
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Reward and punishment, now crime and punishment...........


10 posted on 09/12/2006 11:20:01 AM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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So, did it work? What's his GPA?


12 posted on 09/12/2006 11:20:32 AM PDT by AntiGuv ("..I do things for political expediency.." - Sen. John McCain on FOX News)
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Except for the legality issue, this is no different from the thousands, maybe millions, of parents who give their kids Ritalin everyday so they will do their homework.
13 posted on 09/12/2006 11:20:57 AM PDT by msnimje (What part of-- "DEATH TO AMERICA" --do the Democrats not understand?)
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"Now do your algebra or they'll be no crack before bedtime!!"


20 posted on 09/12/2006 11:25:28 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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In my house, homework was generally motivated not so much by what mom would give us if we did it, but by what dad would give us if we didn't!


22 posted on 09/12/2006 11:27:14 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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The only problem with this scenario? A doctor didn't write a prescription and Big Pharm didn't get a cut.


25 posted on 09/12/2006 11:28:53 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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Oh wow, your honor .. like .. y'know I have this glocoma thing? .. an' ..... No, wait ... it's like ...um .... I got this problem with ... um ........ uhhhhhhhhh ....... uuuuhhhhhhh ... my kid does his homework? ... like .... and uuuhhhhhhh.....um .............your honor, sirrrrrrrrr .........uuhhhhhhhhh ....like this kid I got, see .. like ... he needs help, y'know? ... and .......uhhhhhhhh ... I .. um ......... like .........help him ....y'know?
29 posted on 09/12/2006 11:31:50 AM PDT by knarf (Sevices for my lost, now considered deceased, tagline at 2 PM .. all welcome.)
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Okay, besides being illegal, that strikes me as defeating the entire purpose of studying.


37 posted on 09/12/2006 11:39:19 AM PDT by RichInOC ("I wonder what Great Dane tastes like....")
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If he did extra credit, did he get crystal meth?


38 posted on 09/12/2006 11:40:04 AM PDT by Yaelle
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All I got was a cookie for finishing my homework.


42 posted on 09/12/2006 11:46:39 AM PDT by dfwgator
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AH, the family that tokes together...................


43 posted on 09/12/2006 11:48:04 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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My reward for finishing homework.. I could go outside and play with my friends. Period.


44 posted on 09/12/2006 11:50:01 AM PDT by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet-prayers for the kidnapped Israeli Soldiers)
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"Why Little Johnnie's Grades Are Going To Pot"


45 posted on 09/12/2006 11:52:07 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Free Introspection Classes - Inquire Within)
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Good job, son. Here. This bud's for you.


49 posted on 09/12/2006 12:03:02 PM PDT by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com)
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