Posted on 09/07/2006 3:10:53 PM PDT by NYTexan
Jane Fonda, Gloria Steinem and Rosie O'Donnell have announced that they are partnering together to back a new liberal radio network called GreenStone that they feel can make headway in a medium that has historically been dominated by conservatives by attracting a large audience of female listeners.
"What we are going to offer is a natural counter-weight to Rush Limbaugh," said Steinem. "Rosie is on board to provide the tonnage necessary to do so, and Jane and I will put us over the top. We're going after his core audience: the left-wing, anti-gun, radical feminist listener that Rush has had a monopoly on up until now. But there's a new sheriff in town. Actually, three new sheriffs in very comfortable shoes."
Per GreenStone's website, the station will provide programming that "women want to hear." Projected topics that they will cover include feng shui, plastic surgery and spring cleaning tips.
"For too long Rush has had the market cornered on angry, feng shui addicted women with perfect noses," added Fonda. "But we are here to say that those days are over."
All three women were loath to make comparisons between the new station and the floundering liberal radio network Air America.
"Look, Air America is a money-hemorrhaging, screechingly left-wing, anti-American radio network with angry male and female hosts," stated O'Donnell. "GreenStone is a soon to be money-hemorrhaging, screechingly left-wing, anti-American radio network with only female hosts, only some of whom happen to stand up to pee. It is a patently unfair comparison."
Pinging the usual suspects!
(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)
"Rosie is on board to provide the tonnage..."
Unghhh...too...many...jokes, forming in my head all at once! I can't think straight!
Rosie is on board to provide the tonnage necessary to do so
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Much too easy.
LOL! Gag!
I think that's close...
Does the "View" know about Rosie's extra-curricula activity?
Good luck. No one else has succeeded. Where are they going to get the talent. The MSM is the mouth piece of the loony left. Why do they need their own radio network.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
Got that far before I realized what I was reading.
Ah crud, this isn't real news, is it?
I thought rosie was on board to attract the dykes and small children. She is a wonderful role model for the diversity is perversity crowd.
This actually makes sense. I wonder if Rosie is referring to herself in the stand up to pee reference?
barf--
It's fake
Sweeeeeeet....libs throwing more money down a rat hole.
'news so fake you'll swear it came from the mainstream media'
NPR doesn't have to make a dime, it's paid for by taxes.
It satisfies all of the demand for liberals on radio.
Anybody know her tare weight?
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