Vanity: Why Mommy Is A Democrat (A different kind of childrens book) Get ready to laugh

Little Democrats ^ | Jeremy Zilber

[texan75010]

When a dog comes to rip your tail off, don't go running to mommy for protection because all she's gonna do is try to talk to the dog and understand why he hates squirrels so much. Then she will offer him some nuts and try to continue peace talks, all the while the dog is working his way up your tail and now crushing the life out of your little squirrel body. But take comfort, because of her constant appeasement, mommy squirrel will be the last to die a horrific bloody death. Warms the heart, don't it?

[dangus]

Mommy's a Democrat; Unfortunately, Mommy has no self-esteem, so she's afraid to ask Daddy to marry her. He talks about being too modern for such an anachronistic institution, but the real reason is he doesn't want to give Mommy any money if she finds him naked with guys from the University theater department.

[ArrogantBustard]

and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats"

I bet the bloody cat is registered to vote, too ... I won't comment on the probability that he is, in fact, the actual, biological father of his "parther's" daughter.

[exile]

"I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin with my partner Julia, her daughter... and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats"

I'd hate to break it to "Mommy" (You know this guy tries on his "Partner's" pantsuits when she's not around), but no self respecting cat would ever be a democrap. Cats are self-reliant.

[dfwgator]

...my partner Julia

Looks like he left off the "n" at the end of his partners' name.

[freedomlover]

What's the deal with the urban outdoorsman in the cap? He's in every picture.

[demkicker]

Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!

[ConservativeMind]

Thanks.

[mnehring]

[Rastus]

Does this guy not look exactly like Paul Giamatti?

[Ouderkirk]

Because "Daddy the Conservative" found out mommy was "sharing her toys" with everybody - and he kicked her butt out....

ROFLMAO !!!!

[OneWingedShark]

> What's the deal with the urban outdoorsman in the cap? He's in every picture.

Big Brother is watching...

[Gator101]

Mommy is a Democrat because, she likes uh, animals you know, like the environment...and likes helping people and stuff. Uh, and like medicine should be, like, free you know and marijuana maybe also, but like not for kids...uh ok. Uh, what was I saying? Oh yeah...like soooo many Hollywood stars are, like, uh Democrats you know, cause they are like soooo smart and we should all try to be caring for like the environment and stuff, just like they are, you know. That would be cool, like, you know.

[mnehring]

I'm surprised mommy didn't buy her little tree rats Guy Fawkes masks...

[Tzimisce]

I hope it's a picture book for all the kids from Democratic run schools that can't read....

[Shimmer128]

Now I'd buy your book!

[mnehring]

Not mine, just Google...

[Grizzled Bear]

BUMP

[Arrowhead1952]

That caption begs a question.

Since democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does, what toys is mommy sharing?

If it's what I think she is sharing, Daddy probably kicked her butt out for cheating.

[P-40]

So why doesn't Mommy Rodent go share anything with the homeless guy?