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Let's Help Katie With Her Sign Off (Vanity)
Sept. 6, 2006
Posted on 09/06/2006 6:44:40 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
Last night Katie asked for our help in deciding how she should sign off at the end of her new news(?) program. Let's see what we can come up with.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; nolegsnoratings
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CBS Evening News, Weekdays edition Contact Info...let em hear how much they missed the mark.
ADDRESS: CBS Evening News 524 West 57th St. New York, NY 10019
E-MAIL: evening@cbsnews.com
PHONE: (212) 975-3247
Katie Couric CouricandCo@cbs.com
To: COUNTrecount
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:45:39 AM PDT
by
Terpfen
To: COUNTrecount
"I'm Perky and you're not".
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:46:30 AM PDT
by
Suzy Quzy
("When Cabals Go Kabooms"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
To: COUNTrecount
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:46:32 AM PDT
by
TSchmereL
("Rust but terrify.")
To: COUNTrecount
'If you believed any of this, Good Luck...Cause you'll need it'
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:47:13 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: COUNTrecount
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:47:24 AM PDT
by
Mojave
To: COUNTrecount
"I'm clueless, and thanks for watching the CBS Evening News."
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:47:24 AM PDT
by
RexBeach
To: Suzy Quzy
2 seconds apart and we both used the word "perky." Great minds must think alike.
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:47:39 AM PDT
by
TSchmereL
("Rust but terrify.")
To: COUNTrecount
What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:47:47 AM PDT
by
BaBaStooey
(I heart Emma Caulfield.)
To: COUNTrecount
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:48:09 AM PDT
by
Fintan
(I'm writing a novel...one tagline at a time.)
To: COUNTrecount
"Well, that's the news as I see it. See ya."
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:48:11 AM PDT
by
Peter W. Kessler
(Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
To: COUNTrecount
i think Katie should do the Bike Week flash.
That would show us what she's got that the other anchors don't.
To: COUNTrecount
You stay perky, San Diego.
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:48:20 AM PDT
by
BaBaStooey
(I heart Emma Caulfield.)
To: COUNTrecount
Someone suggested on Bill Bennett's show this morning: What's left in America. Good night. Think about it. That's great!
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:48:23 AM PDT
by
twigs
To: COUNTrecount
Cronkite: "And that's the way it is..."
Rather: "Courage"
Couric: "Perky prevarication"
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:48:28 AM PDT
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meandog
(While Clinton isn't fit even to scrape Reagan's shoes, Bush will never fill them!)
To: COUNTrecount
Good night, Fidel. Where ever you are.
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:48:38 AM PDT
by
TSchmereL
("Rust but terrify.")
To: All
"Stay current with Couric"
To: Terpfen
"Thanks to both of you for watching tonight!"
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:49:31 AM PDT
by
A.Hun
(Common sense is no longer common.)
To: COUNTrecount
"Good night and thanks to all of you from all of us here at the news and disinformation division of the Democrat Party."
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:49:49 AM PDT
by
anton
To: COUNTrecount
"Thank you Lord for all of my Botox treatments and make up".
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:50:03 AM PDT
by
afnamvet
(It is what it is.)
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