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Let's Help Katie With Her Sign Off (Vanity)
Sept. 6, 2006

Posted on 09/06/2006 6:44:40 AM PDT by COUNTrecount

Last night Katie asked for our help in deciding how she should sign off at the end of her new news(?) program. Let's see what we can come up with.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; nolegsnoratings
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CBS Evening News, Weekdays edition Contact Info...let em hear how much they missed the mark.

ADDRESS: CBS Evening News 524 West 57th St. New York, NY 10019

E-MAIL: evening@cbsnews.com

PHONE: (212) 975-3247

Katie Couric CouricandCo@cbs.com

1 posted on 09/06/2006 6:44:41 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: COUNTrecount

"Run, Hillary, run!"


2 posted on 09/06/2006 6:45:39 AM PDT by Terpfen
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To: COUNTrecount

"I'm Perky and you're not".


3 posted on 09/06/2006 6:46:30 AM PDT by Suzy Quzy ("When Cabals Go Kabooms"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
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To: COUNTrecount

Perkiness.


4 posted on 09/06/2006 6:46:32 AM PDT by TSchmereL ("Rust but terrify.")
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To: COUNTrecount

'If you believed any of this, Good Luck...Cause you'll need it'


5 posted on 09/06/2006 6:47:13 AM PDT by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: COUNTrecount

"Couric!"


6 posted on 09/06/2006 6:47:24 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: COUNTrecount

"I'm clueless, and thanks for watching the CBS Evening News."


7 posted on 09/06/2006 6:47:24 AM PDT by RexBeach
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To: Suzy Quzy

2 seconds apart and we both used the word "perky." Great minds must think alike.


8 posted on 09/06/2006 6:47:39 AM PDT by TSchmereL ("Rust but terrify.")
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To: COUNTrecount

What's the Frequency, Kenneth?


9 posted on 09/06/2006 6:47:47 AM PDT by BaBaStooey (I heart Emma Caulfield.)
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To: COUNTrecount
"Who farted?"

 


10 posted on 09/06/2006 6:48:09 AM PDT by Fintan (I'm writing a novel...one tagline at a time.)
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To: COUNTrecount

"Well, that's the news as I see it. See ya."


11 posted on 09/06/2006 6:48:11 AM PDT by Peter W. Kessler (Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
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To: COUNTrecount

i think Katie should do the Bike Week flash.
That would show us what she's got that the other anchors don't.


12 posted on 09/06/2006 6:48:19 AM PDT by Waverunner
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To: COUNTrecount

You stay perky, San Diego.


13 posted on 09/06/2006 6:48:20 AM PDT by BaBaStooey (I heart Emma Caulfield.)
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To: COUNTrecount

Someone suggested on Bill Bennett's show this morning: What's left in America. Good night. Think about it. That's great!


14 posted on 09/06/2006 6:48:23 AM PDT by twigs
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To: COUNTrecount
Cronkite: "And that's the way it is..."
Rather: "Courage"
Couric: "Perky prevarication"
15 posted on 09/06/2006 6:48:28 AM PDT by meandog (While Clinton isn't fit even to scrape Reagan's shoes, Bush will never fill them!)
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To: COUNTrecount

Good night, Fidel. Where ever you are.


16 posted on 09/06/2006 6:48:38 AM PDT by TSchmereL ("Rust but terrify.")
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To: All
"Stay current with Couric"
17 posted on 09/06/2006 6:49:02 AM PDT by bennowens
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To: Terpfen

"Thanks to both of you for watching tonight!"


18 posted on 09/06/2006 6:49:31 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: COUNTrecount

"Good night and thanks to all of you from all of us here at the news and disinformation division of the Democrat Party."


19 posted on 09/06/2006 6:49:49 AM PDT by anton
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To: COUNTrecount

"Thank you Lord for all of my Botox treatments and make up".


20 posted on 09/06/2006 6:50:03 AM PDT by afnamvet (It is what it is.)
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