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Let's Help Katie With Her Sign Off (Vanity)
Sept. 6, 2006

Posted on 09/06/2006 6:44:40 AM PDT by COUNTrecount

Last night Katie asked for our help in deciding how she should sign off at the end of her new news(?) program. Let's see what we can come up with.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; nolegsnoratings
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To: COUNTrecount

Toodles


21 posted on 09/06/2006 6:50:31 AM PDT by pgyanke (Christ embraces sinners; liberals embrace the sin.)
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To: anton

"Thank you for tuning in...F^&* off Middle America!"


22 posted on 09/06/2006 6:50:38 AM PDT by JerseyDvl ("If you attack Americans, we'll defend your right to do it."- The Democrat Party)
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To: COUNTrecount

"WAAAAAARRRRRRRRR EAGLE, HEY!!!


23 posted on 09/06/2006 6:50:40 AM PDT by Crawdad (So the guy says to the doctor, "It hurts when I do this.")
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To: COUNTrecount
CBS the eye on news that lost its way


24 posted on 09/06/2006 6:50:51 AM PDT by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: COUNTrecount

Font Perfect.


25 posted on 09/06/2006 6:50:56 AM PDT by elfman2 (An army of amateurs doing the media's job.)
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To: COUNTrecount

The face lines denote wisdom


26 posted on 09/06/2006 6:51:00 AM PDT by bert (Once an Eagle, Always an Eagle)
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To: COUNTrecount

"What's the Frequency, Dan?"


27 posted on 09/06/2006 6:51:12 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: COUNTrecount
 FUELING UP: Cold drink in hand, Katie Couric arrives at 10:30 a.m. yesterday for her first day on the job at CBS's Midtown offices. Photo: Star Traks

Today's NYPost

What beverage is she holding?

28 posted on 09/06/2006 6:51:13 AM PDT by dennisw (Confucius say man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok)
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To: COUNTrecount

"Thank you for watching. Tune in tomorrow: you know you want to, because there's nothing like a good lie."


29 posted on 09/06/2006 6:51:22 AM PDT by JamesP81 ("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
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To: COUNTrecount

"Good night, and if you want a transcript of tonight's broadcast, read today's DNC talking points memo."


30 posted on 09/06/2006 6:51:24 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: dennisw
What beverage is she holding?

Dan Rather's urine sample.

31 posted on 09/06/2006 6:51:58 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: RexBeach

Couricnews, in-depth Reporting, from the Kiddie Wading pool.


32 posted on 09/06/2006 6:52:22 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: bert

Decaf anyone?


33 posted on 09/06/2006 6:52:46 AM PDT by mgist
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To: A.Hun

LOL...your slogan wins.


34 posted on 09/06/2006 6:52:46 AM PDT by dawn53
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To: COUNTrecount

How about: "And that's the news (more or less)."


35 posted on 09/06/2006 6:53:07 AM PDT by jellybean (Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: COUNTrecount
We made it up..
you soak it up.
36 posted on 09/06/2006 6:53:14 AM PDT by evad
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To: COUNTrecount

Whatever she chooses, it can't be as bad as Paul Kangas' signoff on the Nightly Business Report - "Wishing you the best of goodbyes!"


37 posted on 09/06/2006 6:53:24 AM PDT by linda_22003
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To: COUNTrecount

Sometimes words aren't necessary.

38 posted on 09/06/2006 6:53:24 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: COUNTrecount

This is your Katie saying, "Just take it and smile."


39 posted on 09/06/2006 6:53:27 AM PDT by Socratic ("I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.")
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To: dawn53

;)


40 posted on 09/06/2006 6:53:38 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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