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Let's Help Katie With Her Sign Off (Vanity)
Sept. 6, 2006
Posted on 09/06/2006 6:44:40 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
Last night Katie asked for our help in deciding how she should sign off at the end of her new news(?) program. Let's see what we can come up with.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; nolegsnoratings
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To: COUNTrecount
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:50:31 AM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Christ embraces sinners; liberals embrace the sin.)
To: anton
"Thank you for tuning in...F^&* off Middle America!"
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:50:38 AM PDT
by
JerseyDvl
("If you attack Americans, we'll defend your right to do it."- The Democrat Party)
To: COUNTrecount
"WAAAAAARRRRRRRRR EAGLE, HEY!!!
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:50:40 AM PDT
by
Crawdad
(So the guy says to the doctor, "It hurts when I do this.")
To: COUNTrecount
CBS the eye on news that lost its way
24
posted on
09/06/2006 6:50:51 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: COUNTrecount
25
posted on
09/06/2006 6:50:56 AM PDT
by
elfman2
(An army of amateurs doing the media's job.)
To: COUNTrecount
The face lines denote wisdom
26
posted on
09/06/2006 6:51:00 AM PDT
by
bert
(Once an Eagle, Always an Eagle)
To: COUNTrecount
"What's the Frequency, Dan?"
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:51:12 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: COUNTrecount
Today's NYPost
What beverage is she holding?
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:51:13 AM PDT
by
dennisw
(Confucius say man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok)
To: COUNTrecount
"Thank you for watching. Tune in tomorrow: you know you want to, because there's nothing like a good lie."
29
posted on
09/06/2006 6:51:22 AM PDT
by
JamesP81
("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
To: COUNTrecount
"Good night, and if you want a transcript of tonight's broadcast, read today's DNC talking points memo."
30
posted on
09/06/2006 6:51:24 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
To: dennisw
What beverage is she holding? Dan Rather's urine sample.
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:51:58 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: RexBeach
Couricnews, in-depth Reporting, from the Kiddie Wading pool.
To: bert
33
posted on
09/06/2006 6:52:46 AM PDT
by
mgist
To: A.Hun
34
posted on
09/06/2006 6:52:46 AM PDT
by
dawn53
To: COUNTrecount
How about: "And that's the news (more or less)."
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:53:07 AM PDT
by
jellybean
(Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
To: COUNTrecount
We made it up..
you soak it up.
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:53:14 AM PDT
by
evad
To: COUNTrecount
Whatever she chooses, it can't be as bad as Paul Kangas' signoff on the Nightly Business Report - "Wishing you the best of goodbyes!"
To: COUNTrecount
Sometimes words aren't necessary.
To: COUNTrecount
This is your Katie saying, "Just take it and smile."
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:53:27 AM PDT
by
Socratic
("I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.")
To: dawn53
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posted on
09/06/2006 6:53:38 AM PDT
by
A.Hun
(Common sense is no longer common.)
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