Gee, I'm so glad to be here. I'll bet your glad I'm here too. I've waited so long to be here and I feel so important already. The show is all about me, so let's forget about the news and lets all be liberal/progressive friends together.
/Sarcasm OFF
Gee, I'm so glad to be here. I'll bet your glad I'm here too. I've waited so long to be here and I feel so important already. The show is all about me, so let's forget about the news and lets all be liberal/progressive friends together.
/Sarcasm OFF
I've seen Bellhops with better jackets!
Pray for W and Our Troops
You nailed it - I'd only add an "Mmmmkay?" at the end :)