Now, that makes me laugh out loud! Next step -- Cindy and Mike become an "item" on the front cover of all the tabloids ("Jodi heartbroken"). Then the headlines could scream, "It's all over, Cindy dumps cheating Schiavo for Michael Moore." "Mikey makes a move on Susan Sarandon, gets a black eye." "Mikey seen on park bench cooing with Helen Thomas."
Now this could get out of hand if imagination runs wild. I can imagine the possibilities in the supermarket rags, involving Tom Cruise, paternity suits, Mikey's new weight loss miracle...