To: T'wit
Now, that makes me laugh out loud! Next step -- Cindy and Mike become an "item" on the front cover of all the tabloids ("Jodi heartbroken"). Then the headlines could scream, "It's all over, Cindy dumps cheating Schiavo for Michael Moore." "Mikey makes a move on Susan Sarandon, gets a black eye." "Mikey seen on park bench cooing with Helen Thomas."Now this could get out of hand if imagination runs wild. I can imagine the possibilities in the supermarket rags, involving Tom Cruise, paternity suits, Mikey's new weight loss miracle...
185 posted on
09/10/2006 5:57:26 AM PDT by
8mmMauser
(Jezu ufam Tobie...Jesus I trust in Thee)
To: 8mmMauser
>> I can imagine the possibilities in the supermarket rags, involving Tom Cruise, paternity suits
Mikey says Suri is Jodi's baby -- was stolen by Tom and Katie at a Clearwater Starbucks!
He was inside ordering decaf, low-fat iced cappucino when baby was taken from car by masked scientologists!
Katie faked pregnancy, never had sex, is still virgin
188 posted on
09/10/2006 7:44:27 AM PDT by
T'wit
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