Bible Scholars Perform Calculations Which Point To The UN Being Hit By A Nuclear Attack This Month

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[Scarchin]

Bible scholars claim to have fixed the bug in their decoding that caused their earlier mistaken predictions. As a result they have so many different scriptural calculations leading to the same month for the UN bomb, that "coincidence is no longer an option" for their research team.

[Frwy]

It is in Revelation 4:6 describing the Throne Room in Heaven - Before the throne there was a sea of glass, like crystal.

[CyberAnt]

He's in Syria now I think!

What about john Bolton - we can't lose John!

[Sloth]

Bible Scholars Imbeciles Perform Calculations Which Point To The UN Being Hit By A Nuclear Attack This Month

[NRA2BFree]

Are you sure they didn't use their decoder rings? LOL Didja ever feel like the whole world has gone crazy? :o)

[dr_who_2]

So we'll know both the hour and the day. Swell. Wake me up when it happens then.

[dr_who_2]

Christianity just isn't sexy.

[NRA2BFree]

Just make sure our guys are outta there!

Actually, it's probably our guys who are nuking it. LOL

[incredulous joe]

"LOL Didja ever feel like the whole world has gone crazy?"

Yeah, the Bible Code guys tell me they saw that coming a couple weeks ago. They also mentioned that Michael Jackson's next album was going to race to the top of the charts and that Hilary Clinton may run for President.

Who'd a thunk it!

[HiTech RedNeck]

And then when it doesn't happen how much publicity will the egg on their faces get.

[KarlInOhio]

My tarot cards, tea leaves and astrological charts have confirmed the UN will be hit by a nuclear attack. Runes, goat entrails and Ouija board said that it wouldn't. The Magic 8 Ball said "Reply hazy, try again" leaving the score 3-3-1.

As a final tiebreaker, I tried to read Kofi Annan's palm, but he swiped my wallet and watch while I did.

[HiTech RedNeck]

And... why would any terrorist want to nuke the UN building, since if there is any way to get even peaceniks p*ssed off at you, that is.

[CyberAnt]

Amen!

But actually .. the secret to decoding what God has written is by having a relationship with the author. Otherwise, people are wasting their time trying to figure out God.

God will tell us what we need to know when we need to know it .. that is if we know Him!

[Quix]

I'll have to give this some serious consideration when I'm more rested.

But for now, color me exceedingly skeptical.

[HiTech RedNeck]

They're coming up with these "maybe" prophecies, like the weatherman says a 60% chance of rain tomorrow. That's playing with the demonic world.

[yooling]

No need to nuke it. Burn the place down. Just get all of the amiable folks out then bar the doors and fry every last one of them.

If that's too extreme then condemn the current building and relocate the u.n. to the uppermost floors of the new W.T.C. when it's rebuilt.

[Quix]

Not one?

Actually, you are quite wrong.

[Quix]

I consider the Bible Code numerology.
= = = =

Then investing in a new dictionary sounds highly in order.

Numerology is the belief that certain numbers have magical properties of their own etc. etc. One can hear such demonic clap trap on C2C AM from time to time. Folks believe that if they write, focus, post up around their homes and cars, certain numbers, then those numbers will cause magical benefits to befall them.

The Bible is clearly against such.

The Bible Codes--especially the authtneic science of it . . .

HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

--NOTHING--AS IN NOTHING--

TO DO WITH NUMEROLOGY. Consult the dictionary.

[Song of the South]

I don't want to see a nuke go off on any American soil, on the other hand...

Let's think this one through and make lemonade out of life's lemons. If it should happen, it would rid the landscape of a terrifically ugly building that is in a sad state of repair.

 

SoS

[SteveMcKing]

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[ApplegateRanch]

Bible scholars claim to have fixed the bug in their decoding that caused their earlier mistaken predictions. As a result they have so many different scriptural calculations leading to the same month for the UN bomb,

I think it means that, again THIS month, the UN will bug out on the Iran nuclear problem, because everyone has thier own calculating scripts, thus bombing on Broadway once again.