[MAD-AS-HELL]

I think I like this form of feminism. It would be such a pleasure to have a woman finally praise me for my selfishness in bed! /s for those who take FR too seriously.

[HairOfTheDog]

ROTFL - You're so clever :~D

[M. Dodge Thomas]

"Did you enjoy Orgasm Day, Amy?"

"I pretended to."

- Amy Poehler on SNL (more or less, from memory)

[Fairview]

I don't know where she gets her statistics about 80% of all women only sometimes having orgasms, but I've seen studies showing that both sexes get more satisfaction in marriage than out of it. And marriage, of course, is the institution feminists have tried so hard to destroy for the past forty years. So no wonder those feminazis aren't getting off successfully and have to give up on sex.

Frankly, there is no career in the world that can compensate for the joy of cuddling up in the arms of a man who loves you, both of you exhausted, triumphant, and thoroughly happy, maybe laughing a little at nothing because you're so happy.

[Man50D]

I wonder if Fay is married? If she is, this book must be a shock to her husband! If she is single than apparently she hasn't been faking it too well. LOL!

[Last Dakotan]

What about lesbians?

[stm]

Does she fake it with herself?

[goldstategop]

Tell a man you love him and he's your world! It took feminazis 40 years to discover human nature.

(No more Olmert! No more Kadima! No more Oslo! )

[sgtbono2002]

This is one stupid woman. Obviously frigid.

Ladies: If you arent having orgasms first try letting your partner know what it is you would like to do that would bring them on. Most men wil be more than happy to do requests. After he tries it your way and you still are having trouble, seek medical help. If that dosnt work try a new partner.

Orgasms are the meat in the sex stew, If you arent getting them dont just go away mad, try something new.

Most women are capable of multiple orgasms unlike men if sex isnt good you arent doing it right.

Now I am no Dr. Ruth, but I have been around and I can tell you :faking it just dont get the job done.

[longtermmemmory]

This sounds like feminsts are terrified that women may actually have sexual satisfaction with a man.

Happines for women is bad news for feminists.

[lionheart 247365]

I'll BET Hillary fakes it .

[patton]

now THAT is funny.

[gaijin]

PT-141 will get her horny, and Oxytocin will get her off.

Those are new drugs (not yet approved) that are pretty interesting.

[Slings and Arrows]

'Eighty per cent of women only sometimes - or never - experience orgasm.'

I'm needed.

[Mr. Jeeves]

'Eighty per cent of women only sometimes - or never - experience orgasm. Facts are facts and there we are. Deal with it,'

It's a learnable skill. But it requires letting go of a lot of counterinstinctual psychological programming. Deal with it. ;)

[bannie]

You're the cutest man who ever existed in this entire world!

:-)

[Gator113]

I may hate myself for this post later..but here she goes.


The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, "What part of your body gets to heaven first?"

Three students raise their hand, Jenny, Jim, and little Johnny in the back. The teacher thinks to herself, "I don't want to call on Johnny cause he will say something bad."

So she picks on Jenny first who says, "I think your head gets to heaven first cause that's where all the thinking goes on."

The teacher then calls on Jim who says, "I think your heart gets to heaven first cause you gotta have a good heart."

Finally Johnny is the only one with his hand up. The teacher says to herself "Oh no, I gotta pick Johnny." She picks him and he says, "I think it's the bottoms of your feet that gets to heaven first."

The relieved teacher asks him, "Why on earth do you think your feet get to heaven first?"


Johnny says, "Cause I walked into my Mom and Dad's room last night and my mom's feet were straight up in the air and she was shouting 'Oh God I'm cummin', you know.....I think she would have made it if dad hadn't been holding her down".

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Anyway......gals just need to be true, real and willing to communicate. My Bride and I are still on our Honeymoon, after 33 years of being best friends and husband and beloved wife.

~Live is Good~

[King Prout]

well... um... they say that if you squint you will get sleepy, if you frown you will develop a bad mood, and if you smile you will begin to feel happier.

perhaps faking orgasms might make women more prone to get real ones?

biofeedback's a wierd field.

[cyborg]

Lying never solved anything.

[PDR]

not to brag, but none of the women i've ever been wth have had that problem..... LOL

[George W. Bush]

This sounds like feminism declaring its own bankruptcy publicly and expecting applause for it. Like always.

Women this self-centered shouldn't even expect orgasms with a human partner. Stick to those vibrators, NOW gals.