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To: 1rudeboy

Of course. But the greatest threat to you is wondering ice floes fleeing from the global warming in the Arctic. Large masses of killer ice along with rabid polar bears and psychotic bull seals have been spotted in the Toronto suburbs. They are expected to reach the Great Lakes in just a few days. Residents of Chicago are advised to take all necessary precautions. If you should spot one of these killer ice floes, do not attempt to confront it yourself. Call the nearest NWS swat team and advise them of its position. They will deal with the deadly menace.


12 posted on 09/03/2006 1:51:22 PM PDT by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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To: lastchance

RUN! RUN! RUUUUUUUUUN!


14 posted on 09/03/2006 1:53:57 PM PDT by livius
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To: lastchance

And don't forget the suicidal polar bears. No telling when they might use a suicide belt while they do the deed...


26 posted on 09/03/2006 2:15:54 PM PDT by C210N (Bush SPYED, Terrorists DIED!)
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