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A modest plan for saving the country. Thanks in advance for the applause
Chicago Tribune ^ | 8/30/2006 | Garrison Keillor

Posted on 09/01/2006 12:56:21 PM PDT by Minn

...Hard choices need to be made, and given the situation we're in, I think we must bite the bullet and say no more health care for card-carrying Republicans. It just doesn't make sense to invest in longevity for people who don't believe in the future. Let them try faith-based medicine, let them pray for their arteries to be reamed and their hips to be restored, and leave science to the rest of us.

Cutting out health care to one-third of the population--the folks with Bush-Cheney bumper stickers, who still believe the man is doing a heckuva job--will save enough money to pay off the national debt, not a bad legacy for Republicans. As Scrooge said, let them die and reduce the surplus population. In return, we can offer them a reduction in the estate tax. All in favor, blow your nose. ---------- Garrison Keillor is an author and radio host of "A Prairie Home Companion."

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What a lovely guy.
1 posted on 09/01/2006 12:56:22 PM PDT by Minn
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Man, he is a comedian. What a doofus.


2 posted on 09/01/2006 12:58:03 PM PDT by lp boonie (Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement)
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What a lovely guy.

Certainly not above average,I'd say.

3 posted on 09/01/2006 12:59:00 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: Minn

Great idea, we don't have to pay any taxes either, let them pay for their liberial idology that has bankrupted every society since the beginning of time.


4 posted on 09/01/2006 12:59:09 PM PDT by edcoil (Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
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To: Minn

Garrison, stick it in your Prairie Home Companion, cheese boy.

Dave Barry is much funnier, and far less ignorant.


5 posted on 09/01/2006 12:59:32 PM PDT by wvobiwan (BOYCOTT NYT, LAT, AP, Reuters, CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, BBC, WaPo, Haaretz, and ALL leftist rags!!!)
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To: Minn
My college kids are graduating with a 20-pound ball of debt chained to their ankles.
That's not right and you know it.

Indeed. With the money you rake in, you ought to help out a bit.

6 posted on 09/01/2006 1:00:08 PM PDT by steve-b ("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
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To: Minn

This is the left's idea of humor--joking about a "Final Solution to the Republican Question."


7 posted on 09/01/2006 1:00:26 PM PDT by BeHoldAPaleHorse ( ~()):~)>)
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To: Minn

This guy was interview by Bill O'Reilly. He admitted he doesn't watch much TV and doesn't follow news via the internet. BOR was left wondering how he considers himself so qualified to pontificate on the affairs of the world. He obviously isn't. Does he really think the government is paying health care for Republicans? Does he really think that tiny fraction of the annual budget can pay off a deficit 4-5 times bigger than the entire budget? What a maroon. Methinks he spent too much time without oxygen under Lake Wobegon.


8 posted on 09/01/2006 1:01:10 PM PDT by Dilbert56
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No wonder his movie was such a blockbuster success.

For two months now, wherever I go, whenever I flip on the TV, someone is raving about how great A Prairie Home Companion was.

James Cameron must be crying in his Dom Perignon.

9 posted on 09/01/2006 1:01:13 PM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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The perfect liberal society in a nutshell.
10 posted on 09/01/2006 1:01:22 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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Ha. Ha. Very funny.

What a horse's @$$. I can't believe anybody listens to this pompous windbag's traveling medicine show.

-ccm

11 posted on 09/01/2006 1:01:47 PM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order)
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Garrison Keillor is a ponderous bore.


12 posted on 09/01/2006 1:02:14 PM PDT by DarthVader (Conservatives aren't always right , but Liberals are almost always wrong.)
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They already have this in their bag of tricks, it's called means testing. They will apply it to SS as well.


13 posted on 09/01/2006 1:02:22 PM PDT by JimSEA ( "The purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." Spock)
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I always wonder why socialists think they occupy the high moral ground. Considering that they advocate a totalitarian nightmare that has killed millions.

Beyond that, Keillor is a lousy, but self centered writer.


14 posted on 09/01/2006 1:03:18 PM PDT by Sam Cree (Don't mix alcopops and ufo's)
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Yeah, it just gives you that "warm all over , gosh it's nice" feeling (/sarc)


15 posted on 09/01/2006 1:03:22 PM PDT by Hazcat
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Truly pathetic. Keillor gave a talk at my college back in the late '80's when he still had a folksy, Will Rogers air about him. The first thing he did was have the audience stand and whistle the Star Spangled Banner, and in a packed auditorium, the effect was quite powerful. It's a pity; the man used to have my respect...but in his apparent uselessness, he stands as a perfect object lesson as to how hatred can ruin a man's soul.


16 posted on 09/01/2006 1:03:56 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Minn

What a funny guy....... Ugh!


17 posted on 09/01/2006 1:05:41 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Dilbert56

"Does he really think. . ."

I would say the answer is made obvious by his ignorant blatherings. :-)


18 posted on 09/01/2006 1:06:00 PM PDT by rwa265
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Cutting out health care to one-third of the population--the folks with Bush-Cheney bumper stickers, who still believe the man is doing a heckuva job--will save enough money to pay off the national debt

Since when has the government been paying for my own health insurance?
19 posted on 09/01/2006 1:06:28 PM PDT by andyk (Go Matt Kenseth!)
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what does James Cameron have to do with anything? Boy, that movie was a bust..it had so much hype, and then it just went away. I refuse to see anything with Lindsey Lohan, just out of principle.


20 posted on 09/01/2006 1:08:11 PM PDT by Hildy (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will.)
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