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Drunken driver crashes car (into his OWN garage, calls police), blames bartender
Bucks County Courier Times ^ | September 1, 2006 | Melissa Busch

Posted on 09/01/2006 7:50:04 AM PDT by 2banana

Drunken driver crashes car, blames bartender

By MELISSA BUSCH

Bucks County Courier Times

Middletown's Timothy Collins snitched on himself.

Collins, who had been drinking, called police after he drove his car into his garage door on April 14.

Collins pleaded guilty in Bucks County court Thursday to driving under the influence, but blamed the incident on an Old Falls Road bar in Levittown.

Collins, 34, said he was forced to drive drunk after a bartender at the bar refused to call him a cab.

The bar left him with no choice but to hop in the car for the approximately 1-mile drive home. When police answered his call and learned he had driven drunk, he was arrested.

Defense attorney David Knight said Collins called police so there was a report of the incident and to tell them that the bar refused to call him a cab. Knight tried to have the case thrown out.

“The only evidence they had against him was himself,” Knight said. “The only evidence of a crime was his statement to police. I tried to get his statement out. That was rejected by the court.”

This was Collins' third DUI offense.

Bucks County Judge Albert Cepparulo sentenced him to 90 days to 23 months in the Bucks County prison. He had to turn in his driver's license Thursday though he does not report to the prison until Sept. 15.

Collins also must pay a $1,500 fine plus court costs.

Melissa Busch can be reached at 215-345-3054 or mbusch@phillyBurbs.com.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: drunkandstupid; drunks; dumbass; iqof70
What a dumb@ss...
1 posted on 09/01/2006 7:50:05 AM PDT by 2banana
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To: 2banana

Was the guy drunk? Or just stupid?


2 posted on 09/01/2006 7:51:45 AM PDT by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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To: 2banana

And the story is written by Bush! (well, MELISSA BUSCH).

Bush's fault. /s


3 posted on 09/01/2006 7:52:14 AM PDT by jdm (I gotta give the Helen Thomas obsession a rest.)
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To: P-40
Was the guy drunk? Or just stupid?

I suspect those are not mutually exclusive qualities in this case.

4 posted on 09/01/2006 7:54:00 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: 2banana

"This was Collins' third DUI offense."

I think we're on to why he's doing a "desperate measures" (some might say stupid) defense.


5 posted on 09/01/2006 7:54:21 AM PDT by Felis_irritable
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To: P-40

Both. Also lazy. Who takes a cab for one mile, unless they are carrying things or in a huge hurry to make an appointment?


6 posted on 09/01/2006 7:54:21 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: 2banana
Bucks County(PA) and homosexual haven yuppie democrat, IMO, it is never his fault. Especially in his own house.

It was all George Bush's fault.

These people do not live in the real world, ala their heroes, the leaders of the modern American democrat party.

7 posted on 09/01/2006 7:54:44 AM PDT by Dane ("Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" Ronald Reagan, 1987)
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To: 2banana

2 be sure. This is the kind of thing that's pretty hard to live down with anyone who even remotely knows you.


8 posted on 09/01/2006 7:54:49 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Felis_irritable

There would not have been a third if he hadn't called it in himself. He made it onto his own property without incident.


9 posted on 09/01/2006 7:55:19 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: 2banana

This was Collins' third DUI offense.

turn in his driver's license

90 days to 23 months in the Bucks County prison.
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funny story, sure enough, but he's off the road for AT LEAST 90 days.....maybe he'll do more stupid stuff during the 90 days and wind up serving nearly 2 years.


10 posted on 09/01/2006 7:59:05 AM PDT by Vn_survivor_67-68
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To: Felis_irritable

Whats worse is some bottom feeder lawyer will take the case.


11 posted on 09/01/2006 7:59:26 AM PDT by bikerman (Democrats the cut and run party.)
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To: 2banana

Another barfly who was over-served.


12 posted on 09/01/2006 8:00:24 AM PDT by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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To: 2banana
I've spent more time in bars than I can or care to remember and I can't think of one, not one that didn't have a pay phone....Case dismissed, pay the bailiff for costs!
13 posted on 09/01/2006 8:07:27 AM PDT by Roccus
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To: 2banana

ANd to think, the whole mess could have been avoided by the simple phrase

"OK, You are a cab."


14 posted on 09/01/2006 8:10:04 AM PDT by ASOC (The phrase "What if" or "If only" are for children.)
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To: 2banana
Collins, 34, said he was forced to drive drunk after a bartender at the bar refused to call him a cab.

I don't believe it!

15 posted on 09/01/2006 8:26:40 AM PDT by bennyjakobowski
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I don't believe it!

Prime candidate for The Darwin Award.

Disqualified: He Lived.

16 posted on 09/01/2006 8:31:08 AM PDT by TYVets (God so loved the world he didn't send a committee)
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