[sam_paine]

.you on the other hand, might be in quite the predicament.

Screw you, Jackal! I hate you! You go to hell and you die!

See? I am a smooth operator and get-along easily!

[MPJackal]

"Screw you, Jackal! I hate you! You go to hell and you die!"

Now see, THAT sounds desperate. They hate that. It is almost as bad as begging. Try this:

"I understand you want to saw my head off, I cant say I blame you. But Sam over there, he is desperate. Wadda ya say you saw his off first. I'm not going anywhere."

With any luck I just bought enough time to escape or be rescued.

Now I ask you, who's head is coming off? Come on, you can say it. Everyone already knows.