[MPJackal]

"Screw you, Jackal! I hate you! You go to hell and you die!"

Now see, THAT sounds desperate. They hate that. It is almost as bad as begging. Try this:

"I understand you want to saw my head off, I cant say I blame you. But Sam over there, he is desperate. Wadda ya say you saw his off first. I'm not going anywhere."

With any luck I just bought enough time to escape or be rescued.

Now I ask you, who's head is coming off? Come on, you can say it. Everyone already knows.

[sam_paine]

With any luck I just bought enough time to escape or be rescued.

Yep, Jackie, you called that right. You have a much better chance of being rescued.

You know that guy they never talk about? The one or two that get killed during the abduction of the 'smooth' media stars?? I'm afraid my loudmouth and crankiness would mark me for that guy that gets knocked off on the side of the road while the others smartly cooperate into the getaway car.

On the plus side of that is that Greta Van Sustern never talks about that guy. Freepers don't rag on that guy's family. There's never a beheading video of that guy on Al Jazeera. That guy is of no use to ragheads.