[Xenalyte]

Perhaps if they indicated they were willing to assimilate, foreswear their attachments to their Kinkadian belief system and demonstrate allegiance to our demonstrably superior aesthetic, maybe they can stay?

I would be willing to let them retain citizenship on those conditions, provided (of course) that they don't transfer their loyalty to whoever makes Precious Moments figures.

[leilani]

Precious Momentonians? You're so very right - no hope for them ever renouncing their kitschian ways. Pull them out of line at the airline counters, stick 'em in Guantanamo & throw away the key! Let the ACLU bleat all they want; those dust-bunny loving tchotchkeites gave up their right to due process the day they decided to bring their filthy, uncivilized clutter-worshipping ways to these shores!