Precious Momentonians? You're so very right - no hope for them ever renouncing their kitschian ways. Pull them out of line at the airline counters, stick 'em in Guantanamo & throw away the key! Let the ACLU bleat all they want; those dust-bunny loving tchotchkeites gave up their right to due process the day they decided to bring their filthy, uncivilized clutter-worshipping ways to these shores!
We're getting this thread so riled up, the Poster Who Must Not Be Named will be along soon to call us racist and ask who's gonna pick the corn in those pictures?