[Carolina]

Especially in your case, as your grammer sucks

Ahem. It's g-r-a-m-m-a-r. Pot, kettle. Note: if you're going to accuse someone of grammar infractions, make sure yours is absolutely impeccable.

[Physicist]

Ahem. It's g-r-a-m-m-a-r.

"Do you herd sheep?" my Grandma asked,
My Grandpa leaped in fright,
"That Grammer's wrong," to me he cried,
"HAVE you heard sheep is right!"

--Walt Kelly