[Dr.Zoidberg]

I don't know, even if I forgot everything that happened, I'm too old to go through it again.

Gravity and inertia have done enough damage to keep me from chasing the girls like I used to. (Even if I could still chase them, I'm too slow to catch them.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Even if I could still chase them, I'm too slow to catch them."

You'd be surprised Doc...I once thought that way as well, until I discovered how many wonderful women one might meet with only a stun gun and a roll of duct tape. Of course, many of these relationships have ended with me sobbing like a baby, but that's just one of the risks you've got to take now that pepper spray is available to the general public...