[lowbridge]

A few months ago I witnessed an erratic driver on a freeway interchange. He was driving a clubcab pickup pulling a large cargo trailer. Not only was he on the phone, he was having lunch. He had the cell phone squeezed between his shoulder and his left ear. The large drink was in the left hand perched on the steering wheel, with the hamburger in right hand. Unbelievable.

In my defense, it was a damn good hamburger. ;-)

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

I thought that it was you, but I didn't want to tell everyone. :)