[Mrs. Don-o]

I was in Scotland once --- long story but I'll keep it short --- when a man who didn't even know me saw my Our Lady of Guadalupe button and screamed, "Gae haame, ye scoom!"

[AnAmericanMother]

Yikes! Were you doon the Barras or something?

I was Episcopalian the last time I went to Scotland, I'll have to be careful if I go to Glasgow again. (But with my 6'6" 250 pound husband I should be pretty safe. He's a real pussycat but casual observers don't know that.)