[AnAmericanMother]

Yikes! Were you doon the Barras or something?

I was Episcopalian the last time I went to Scotland, I'll have to be careful if I go to Glasgow again. (But with my 6'6" 250 pound husband I should be pretty safe. He's a real pussycat but casual observers don't know that.)

[Mrs. Don-o]

I was in Scotland for a prolife conference!!