To: Drumbo; tomkow6
926 posted on
08/26/2006 1:11:08 PM PDT by
Kathy in Alaska
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To: Kathy in Alaska
Happy Saturday, Kathy!
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931 posted on
08/26/2006 1:16:43 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
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To: MoJo2001; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; tomkow6; bentfeather; HiJinx; Spotsy; ...
Instructions for properly hugging a baby
1. First, spy a baby
![](http://images15.fotki.com/v343/photos/2/292835/3713364/image001-vi.jpg?1156623066)
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
![](http://images1.fotki.com/v334/photos/2/292835/3713364/image002-vi.jpg?1156623074)
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier
![](http://images15.fotki.com/v344/photos/2/292835/3713364/image003-vi.jpg?1156623082)
4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
![](http://images18.fotki.com/v348/photos/2/292835/3713364/image004-vi.jpg?1156623091)
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality
![](http://images18.fotki.com/v342/photos/2/292835/3713364/image005-vi.jpg?1156623099)
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good luck to all of you!
939 posted on
08/26/2006 1:23:14 PM PDT by
AZamericonnie
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