[antiRepublicrat]

there really are only two ways to account for human presence on our planet. One is that God created us in His image. The other is that by a lengthy and random process

Blatant false dichotomy. I wouldn't be surprised if his opus magnum doesn't display even more logical errors.

[moneyrunner]

I'm sure you will tell us the other alternatives. Care for the "visiting alian" answer?

[Jedi Master Pikachu]

How's this: either God created the universe, or the universe somehow came about without God? Or would you be able to find out another option?