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Wife Runs Over Husband Sleeping In Driveway (Startled By 'Loud Cracking Sound')
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| 8/25/06
Posted on 08/25/2006 7:46:37 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: mtbopfuyn
"So, what was the cracking sound?"
The bottles in his pocket?
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:56:11 AM PDT
by
freedomlover
(This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
To: Mr. Brightside
I don't know why, but I'm thinking that alcohol may well have played a role here.
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:56:23 AM PDT
by
MineralMan
(Non-evangelical Atheist)
To: SlowBoat407
When you're parking in the driveway at night
And you're feelin that Wild Turkey's bite.
Don'tcha give Johnny Walker a ride
Cause Jack Black is right by his side...
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:56:28 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: Mr. Brightside
"Officer, I was drunk. When I got home, the wife was gone. I was so drunk, I thought I'd play speed-bump in the driveway for a while. I did, but fell asleep. I guess, when the wife came home, she saw me playing speed-bump and joined in --- with the car."
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:58:29 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: Millee
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:59:48 AM PDT
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Mr. Brightside
"World According to Garp" flashback?
To: reagan_fanatic
Train tracks are much more comfortable.
You can use a rail as a pillow.
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:01:11 AM PDT
by
freedomlover
(This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
To: lovecraft
When you've had a few and there's an evening chill and every time you walk toward the front door it moves to another corner of the yard, it's often tempting to lower yourself onto the ground. If it's warm, black bitumen there radiating all that heat it soaked up during the day, putting your head down for a little rest is the most natural thing in the world.
Not that I speak from personal experience, mind you.
To: theDentist
hmmm
woman driver jokes
immigrant jokes
drunk sleeping jokes
why is she comming home in the morning jokes
ITs a Joke-a-palooza scenario!
29
posted on
08/25/2006 8:03:28 AM PDT
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: Kiss Me Hardy
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:04:57 AM PDT
by
freedomlover
(This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
To: freedomlover
Did they check the car for damage?
To: Kiss Me Hardy; Mr. Brightside
...putting your head down for a little rest is the most natural thing in the world.When in that particular state, nothing beats the comfort of your bathroom floor and the toilet seat as a pillow. Ahhh the memories....
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:06:38 AM PDT
by
lovecraft
(Specialization is for insects.)
To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:06:38 AM PDT
by
Lunatic Fringe
(Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
To: Mr. Brightside
Sorry. This spot's taken. zzzzzzzz...
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:06:40 AM PDT
by
evets
(I'm so happy.)
To: Mr. Brightside
Maybe the cracking sound was the Geico Gecko checkin on the claim...
To: lovecraft
It's sort of wholesome and organic, in a polluted sense.
To: Gone_Postal
Like they say, there is drunk.
And then there is 'Arkansas drunk.'
To: Mr. Brightside
If this drunk's a-crackin'
Don't bother...
Oh, crap.
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:08:56 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(I've had it with these &%#@* jihadis on these &%#@* planes!)
To: Mr. Brightside
Sounds like he'll have some good stories to share when and if he makes it to AA. (Hopefully for him it'll be soon.)
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:09:06 AM PDT
by
Reo
To: Mr. Brightside
Only in America ---
You PARK in the DRIVEway and DRIVE in the PARKway!
No wonder the poor B@stard got confused!
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:10:30 AM PDT
by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
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