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Wife Runs Over Husband Sleeping In Driveway (Startled By 'Loud Cracking Sound')
AP ^ | 8/25/06

Posted on 08/25/2006 7:46:37 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside

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To: mtbopfuyn

"So, what was the cracking sound?"




The bottles in his pocket?


21 posted on 08/25/2006 7:56:11 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: Mr. Brightside

I don't know why, but I'm thinking that alcohol may well have played a role here.


22 posted on 08/25/2006 7:56:23 AM PDT by MineralMan (Non-evangelical Atheist)
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To: SlowBoat407

When you're parking in the driveway at night

And you're feelin that Wild Turkey's bite.

Don'tcha give Johnny Walker a ride

Cause Jack Black is right by his side...


23 posted on 08/25/2006 7:56:28 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Mr. Brightside

"Officer, I was drunk. When I got home, the wife was gone. I was so drunk, I thought I'd play speed-bump in the driveway for a while. I did, but fell asleep. I guess, when the wife came home, she saw me playing speed-bump and joined in --- with the car."


24 posted on 08/25/2006 7:58:29 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Millee

Ping


25 posted on 08/25/2006 7:59:48 AM PDT by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: Mr. Brightside

"World According to Garp" flashback?


26 posted on 08/25/2006 7:59:57 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (You're never more than a half-step away from a good note.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Train tracks are much more comfortable.

You can use a rail as a pillow.


27 posted on 08/25/2006 8:01:11 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: lovecraft

When you've had a few and there's an evening chill and every time you walk toward the front door it moves to another corner of the yard, it's often tempting to lower yourself onto the ground. If it's warm, black bitumen there radiating all that heat it soaked up during the day, putting your head down for a little rest is the most natural thing in the world.

Not that I speak from personal experience, mind you.


28 posted on 08/25/2006 8:02:44 AM PDT by Kiss Me Hardy
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To: theDentist

hmmm

woman driver jokes
immigrant jokes
drunk sleeping jokes
why is she comming home in the morning jokes


ITs a Joke-a-palooza scenario!


29 posted on 08/25/2006 8:03:28 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: Kiss Me Hardy

LOL you must read a lot


30 posted on 08/25/2006 8:04:57 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: freedomlover

Did they check the car for damage?


31 posted on 08/25/2006 8:06:02 AM PDT by Western Phil
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To: Kiss Me Hardy; Mr. Brightside
...putting your head down for a little rest is the most natural thing in the world.

When in that particular state, nothing beats the comfort of your bathroom floor and the toilet seat as a pillow. Ahhh the memories....

32 posted on 08/25/2006 8:06:38 AM PDT by lovecraft (Specialization is for insects.)
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To: Mr. Brightside

Only in Arkansas.


33 posted on 08/25/2006 8:06:38 AM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
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To: Mr. Brightside
Sorry. This spot's taken. zzzzzzzz...

34 posted on 08/25/2006 8:06:40 AM PDT by evets (I'm so happy.)
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To: Mr. Brightside

Maybe the cracking sound was the Geico Gecko checkin on the claim...


35 posted on 08/25/2006 8:07:00 AM PDT by LachlanMinnesota
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To: lovecraft

It's sort of wholesome and organic, in a polluted sense.


36 posted on 08/25/2006 8:08:01 AM PDT by Kiss Me Hardy
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To: Gone_Postal

Like they say, there is drunk.

And then there is 'Arkansas drunk.'


37 posted on 08/25/2006 8:08:36 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside

If this drunk's a-crackin'
Don't bother...

Oh, crap.


38 posted on 08/25/2006 8:08:56 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (I've had it with these &%#@* jihadis on these &%#@* planes!)
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To: Mr. Brightside

Sounds like he'll have some good stories to share when and if he makes it to AA. (Hopefully for him it'll be soon.)


39 posted on 08/25/2006 8:09:06 AM PDT by Reo
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To: Mr. Brightside
Only in America ---

You PARK in the DRIVEway and DRIVE in the PARKway!

No wonder the poor B@stard got confused!
40 posted on 08/25/2006 8:10:30 AM PDT by TRY ONE (NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
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