[gaijin]

MILLION TO ONE:

NOW it's a "non-uniform, UNIFORM", i.e., EVERYONE has pressed "casual" FBI tan-chinos, pressed polo shirt, unscuffed docksiders, mirrored sun-glasses, wastebag that screams "SIDEARM..!".

Oh, and a Motorola radio printing through front right pants pocket.

Right?

[Atlas Sneezed]

A Hawaiian shirt is ideal undercover wear:

Baggy allows belt carry.
Bold pattern breaks up any outlines.
Makes you look like a dopey tourist.

But realistically, the best way to blend in on most flights is to dress like an absolute slob.

[endthematrix]

I was on an Air France flight in 2003 and a flight attendant was this huge 6ft 220+ dude that couldn't fit the cabin or poor a drink. However he was quite curious as to what everyone was up to while bumping the cart up and down the isle. I felt quite safe...