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1 posted on 08/24/2006 4:58:10 PM PDT by blam
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So does a Jersey Cow moo with a Joisey accent?


2 posted on 08/24/2006 4:59:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: blam
Moooo, yawl.
3 posted on 08/24/2006 4:59:42 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter ( Helen Thomas on anticipating and handling a crisis: "I'll live under that bridge when I get to it.")
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I knew dogs did the day I heard my ex-boyfriend's dog. The family was German and I swear this dog would bark with an accent.

Never thought about cows.

4 posted on 08/24/2006 5:00:06 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy (Like food and fun? Join the Freeper Kitchen ping list.)
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I need more time with my funding/ oh no cows as well...


5 posted on 08/24/2006 5:00:20 PM PDT by kinoxi
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Some cows are more interested in what goes on than others. Some are downright inquisitive. Some are easily bored and would rather chew their cud. A good cow is a smooth, if wide and leasurely ride.


6 posted on 08/24/2006 5:00:59 PM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
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We will fight for bovine freedom and hold our large heads high.
We will run free with the buffalo or die.


8 posted on 08/24/2006 5:03:07 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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Somebody please tell me we didn't pay for this study.


9 posted on 08/24/2006 5:05:03 PM PDT by markoman (The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
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Farmer Lloyd Green, from Glastonbury, said: "I spend a lot of time with my ones and they definitely moo with a Somerset drawl.

It could be that Farmer Green has just been spending way too much time with the cows.

10 posted on 08/24/2006 5:06:58 PM PDT by x
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Californians don't HAVE an accent: WE moo like the reporters on tv.

"^!


19 posted on 08/24/2006 5:23:25 PM PDT by bannie (HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
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was this funded by their government?


20 posted on 08/24/2006 5:24:39 PM PDT by GeronL (flogerloon.blogspot.com -------------> Rise of the Hate Party)
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Moo!

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Moo!

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Moink!

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Don't you mean "moo"?

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That's what I said. Moink.

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Oh brother.

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Breeder.

25 posted on 08/24/2006 5:29:30 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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How to identify if your cow has mad cow disease...

If your cow sounds like this

CLICK HERE

then fire up the barbecue.

If your cow sounds like this

CLICK HERE

 may we suggest the fish.


 
 

 (a copy from a PowerPoint File - thanks to the unknown original author :-) )

-- from   http://viswiz.imk.fraunhofer.de/~steffi/madcow/madcow.htm   here  8-24-2006 


26 posted on 08/24/2006 5:32:18 PM PDT by FreeKeys ("If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?" -- Chef Keith)
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That's the most ridic.....OHHHH DAISIES!!!

28 posted on 08/24/2006 5:41:24 PM PDT by SAMWolf (Don`t go there...And If you do don`t get comfortable.)
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With all of the talk about cow flatulence ruining the ozone layer, one must wonder if their farts are dialectical as well.


33 posted on 08/24/2006 6:14:03 PM PDT by billhilly
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I can never understand cows when they do that ebonics thing.


34 posted on 08/24/2006 6:15:52 PM PDT by toddlintown (IT)
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Now, finally some series mooo news with liemie ackscent.


35 posted on 08/24/2006 6:28:42 PM PDT by Leo Carpathian (ffffFReeeePeee!)
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"Like, totally moo..."


36 posted on 08/24/2006 6:29:15 PM PDT by mhking ("Lotion -- apply directly to your skin; Lotion -- apply directly to your skin...")
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Mooo Yall!


37 posted on 08/24/2006 6:36:18 PM PDT by dljordan
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