Sports and entertainment threads always generate those type of response. I'm sure that by the time I post this there will either be a, "Harry Potter is the devil," or a, "What's a Harry Potter?" reply-- if not both.
Ok, I'll do it. Harry's the devil. Uncle Vernon was one of the horcruxes until the Little Winging Homeowners Association declared that housing part of the Dark Lord's soul was a zoning violation. Petunia's big secret is that she was once a Sun Page 3 girl, but was never asked back. And I think Snape is gay, and had a crush on James Potter. Let's see someone top that.