Ok, I'll do it. Harry's the devil. Uncle Vernon was one of the horcruxes until the Little Winging Homeowners Association declared that housing part of the Dark Lord's soul was a zoning violation. Petunia's big secret is that she was once a Sun Page 3 girl, but was never asked back. And I think Snape is gay, and had a crush on James Potter. Let's see someone top that.
You are a god among men.
Thank you! *big sigh of relief*
I'm not even gonna try. LOL!!
democrats have had a change of heart and now make perfect sense...
did I top it?? :-)
My Hovercraft is full of eels!!