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Hey, Doll, You Need a Real Man
Los Angeles Times ^
| August 23, 2006
| Dean P. Johnson
Posted on 08/23/2006 3:40:42 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Hey, Man, You Need A Real Doll
LOL!
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posted on
08/23/2006 4:34:28 PM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: ElkGroveDan
But not too hard to be blown to pieces by firecrackers strapped to their backs.A fine tradition since 1961.
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posted on
08/23/2006 4:35:27 PM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
(There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity.)
To: Dumpster Baby
..as opposed to Ms. Helen Thomas???? :D
...and I won't waste bandwidth w/ her photo.
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posted on
08/23/2006 4:38:11 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just b/c your paranoid; Doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you. :^)
To: Dumpster Baby
Think I went out with her once. Can't remember because I was drunk. (Just kidding dear, please put the bat down.)
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posted on
08/23/2006 4:41:05 PM PDT
by
Shaun_MD
(Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my fingers to fight, and my hands to war.)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
08/23/2006 4:52:40 PM PDT
by
packrat35
(guest worker/day worker=SlaveMart)
To: ElkGroveDan
My GI Joes used to stage commando raids against my sister's Barbie Dream House...
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posted on
08/23/2006 5:17:50 PM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(There is no "Islamofascism" - there is only Islam)
To: nickcarraway
He didn't have a lobotomized grin before?
My GI joes used to arrest Ken. We had him tied to a chair for questioning. He sang like a canary.
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posted on
08/23/2006 5:41:03 PM PDT
by
Dominick
("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought." - JP II)
To: nickcarraway
Get over it, man.
To: digger48
Transgender Barbie looks like a Kennedy. Not sure which one. But a Kennedy.
To: digger48
Lol! Are you trying to kill me? :)
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posted on
08/23/2006 5:56:23 PM PDT
by
derllak
To: nickcarraway
My Barbie's guy was my brother's G.I. Joe. Even back in the sixties, I knew Ken was a wimp.
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posted on
08/23/2006 6:01:09 PM PDT
by
demnomo
To: nickcarraway
Santa Claus: "What do you want for Christmas, little girl?
Girl: "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe!"
Santa Claus: "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
Girl: "No, Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."
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posted on
08/23/2006 6:06:33 PM PDT
by
quark
To: derllak
What? you mean you didn't already experiment with Ken in Barbies dresses when you were a kid? Didn't they still make Barbie Dolls in the early '90's?
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posted on
08/23/2006 6:22:05 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: digger48
Never occured to me to put Barbies clothes on Ken, Digger. But if they would've had a faggot Ken when I was growing up.....oh the things I would make him do! Lol!
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posted on
08/23/2006 6:25:22 PM PDT
by
derllak
To: derllak
Geez, that compliment on your age flew right on by, didn't it? :)
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posted on
08/23/2006 6:47:54 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: ElkGroveDan
But not too hard to be blown to pieces by firecrackers strapped to their backs.Wow! A suicide-bomber action figure. That should sell well in the Middle East.
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posted on
08/23/2006 6:51:34 PM PDT
by
reg45
To: nickcarraway
Or, you can get a John Mark Karr doll ... ready for his gender re-assignment!
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:17:14 PM PDT
by
Rte66
To: digger48
ROFL! No, I noticed, just wasn't sure you meant it (which I know you don't!) but very sweet anyway! Thank you, Grampa! ;)
Wanna pay Barbies with me, Gramps? C'mon, I KNOW you really want to!
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:41:37 PM PDT
by
derllak
To: derllak
Well, you know how they said those Bugs Bunny cartoons would warp us....
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:55:18 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: digger48
ROFL! So THAT'S why I'm so sleazy! Grampa, you're getting senile! :P
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posted on
08/23/2006 8:09:28 PM PDT
by
derllak
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