It's those pesky Lutherans again...
Egged on by the Catholics.
Semper Fi
Naahhh- its them militant Mennonites. They've been blending in with the Dutch, learning how to make bombs out of tulip bulbs!
No way it could be any of the peace-loving, tolerant, don't-suspect-us-just because we're Islamic types!
We're so bigoted and judgemental...and Muslims make it SOOOOO easy!