[virgil]

I would like to count my cat as a tax exemption

[Emmett McCarthy]

First you should probably try to get it a credit card.

[NavySon]

"I would like to count my cat as a tax exemption."

Yeah! Stop discrimination against pets! They should be able to marry same-sex, too! We're here, we sniff our rears, get used to it! (just kidding, but then you never know what some of these loons will want next!)

[goodnesswins]

I'd like to count my dog as a tax exemption.....and want her on our benefits plan....she's having surgery in a couple of weeks....