[Mr. Mojo]

And I detest the "head on" commercial. I mute it every time.

The drug company commercials are the most annoying, especially when the innumerable side effects are listed at blinding speed, taking up at least half the (occasionally 2 minute) ad.

So these days I mute nearly all commericials.

[Axenolith]

The drug company commercials are the most annoying, especially when the innumerable side effects are listed at blinding speed, taking up at least half the (occasionally 2 minute) ad.

[Insert drug here] is effective in treating [insert relatively annoying inconvienience here (like fidgeting in class or fear of European cars)]

Ask your doctor first. Side effects include abdominaldistensionpainfullgasbleedingfromallorificescranialhemmoragingappendicitissterilityblindnessreducedpenissizeflaccidbreastsheartmurmurpainfullrashestoefungusfragilebonesepilepsyberiberikwashiorkor and tiredness...

[houeto]

The drug company commercials are the most annoying, especially when the innumerable side effects are listed at blinding speed, taking up at least half the (occasionally 2 minute) ad.

"Have an itch on your forefinger every thirty days or so?"

"Talk to your doctor and see if FORITCH is right for you!"

side effects may include nausea, vomiting, headache, fever, sweat, enlarged prostate, shingles, nervousness, malaria, mumps, measles, scabies, swollen glands, menopause, or diapthnion.

Tell your doctor if you are presently eating right or think you might be in the future.