The drug company commercials are the most annoying, especially when the innumerable side effects are listed at blinding speed, taking up at least half the (occasionally 2 minute) ad.[Insert drug here] is effective in treating [insert relatively annoying inconvienience here (like fidgeting in class or fear of European cars)]
Ask your doctor first. Side effects include abdominaldistensionpainfullgasbleedingfromallorificescranialhemmoragingappendicitissterilityblindnessreducedpenissizeflaccidbreastsheartmurmurpainfullrashestoefungusfragilebonesepilepsyberiberikwashiorkor and tiredness...
Did you ever notice the advertisement for that sleeping aid drug (Lucerna or something like that) includes "drowsiness" as one of the side effects in the disclaimer?