Doomsday? Aug 22nd is Here! (Live Thread)

Glenn Beck ^ | 22 Aug 2006 (Doomsday) | Glenn Beck

[Beckwith]

French peacekeepers arrive in Lebanon.



The commander of French forces immediately surrenders.

(seen right in picture)

[andyandval]

[mewzilla]

For anyone wondering, and before the world ends and all, the origin of the stuned beeber....

Would like freeper help

[backhoe]

Sometimes I'm kind of slow- it wasn't until yesterday that I finally figured out what has been bugging me about all this 12th Imman stuff--

--it reminds me a bad Puxatawnee Phil joke...

"So, he jumps out of that well where he's been hiding since AD 800, sees his own shadow, and we get six more weeks of Jihad, right?"

I know there's a bad verse or two of "Ding, Dong, Dell, Imman's in the Well" doggerel in all this jive, but I need more coffee or tea to squeeze it out of my brain...

And since I'm now a blasphemerer, I guess I can expect a crowd of whining, seething, demanding members of the (alleged)ROP outside my gates...

( Note to self- retrieve haversack of 00 buck for the kitchen shotgun... )

[justa-hairyape]

This confirms earlier reports received from American observatories.

Maybe we ought to track the Mahdi like we track Santa Claus and his sleight. 'He has been sighted leaving the well'. His first words were 'how come no one threw me down a rope earlier ?'. He seemed to be mad, and then he climbed on his Magic Carpet and flew west.

[Not_Who_U_Think]

"BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) -- A Romanian oil rig off the coast of Iran came under fire from an Iranian warship and was later occupied by Iranian troops, a company spokesman said."

[Republican Red]

Romanian oil rig comes under Iranian fire
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1687871/posts

Very strange. I'm sure the left will be all over the media yelling no blood for oil.

[LFOD]

How was the trip?

[don-o]

y'all are killing me here!!

We got a classic going on!

[mewzilla]

( Note to self- retrieve haversack of 00 buck for the kitchen shotgun... )

And, failing that, a case of SPAM :)

[don-o]

Great work to pass on the lore!

[dawn53]

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=246

[Cindy]

I'm not panicking...are you?

[Rocko]

We got a classic going on!

Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones....

[Cindy]

I "get out" everyday, thank you.

[dawn53]

Is that the 12th Iman?

[AndrewB]

(I hope and pray this is, indeed a hunor thread).

I have never understood this Human concept of "hunor".

[maquiladora]

I have to say, I find all this "August 22nd" stuff hilarious, the Iranians are probably laughing their heads off at the hyper-reaction and breathless anticipation in the media and online.

All Iran stated they would do on August 22nd is give a response to the nuclear incentive package proposal. Thats all. Everything else is speculation and wild, baseless tealeaf reading out of control.

[CPT Clay]

As Glenn Beck would say; you sick freaks.

[Alouette]