1 posted on
08/21/2006 1:55:47 PM PDT by
george76
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To: george76
Poor bastards, they will be infested with parasite shysters just like we are.
2 posted on
08/21/2006 2:01:24 PM PDT by
GaltMeister
(“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
To: george76
there goes the neighborhood.
To: george76
A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff - how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?" The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
4 posted on
08/21/2006 2:03:44 PM PDT by
beyond the sea
(Is it August 22nd anywhere yet???)
To: george76
There are plenty of trial lawyers available in the US.
To: george76
6 posted on
08/21/2006 2:07:05 PM PDT by
rightinthemiddle
(Without the Media, the Left and Islamofacists are Nothing.)
To: george76
Could this be a good thing? Sure there are going to be sheisters, but they may be needed.
To: george76
Could this be a good thing? Sure there are going to be sheisters, but they may be needed.
To: xsmommy; Congressman Billybob; Howlin; neverdem; george76
And may God have mercy on their souls.....
japan used to be a powerful economic engine ... /sarchasm
HEY!
(What we got Islamic lawyers to start suing each (er, practicing) in Mecca? )
9 posted on
08/21/2006 2:11:54 PM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: george76
..eyep, just like the US, but they will be smaller and more efficient
Doogle
10 posted on
08/21/2006 2:15:35 PM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF...68-73,,..."never store a threat you should have eliminated")
To: george76
Say sayaonara to sushi.
12 posted on
08/21/2006 2:18:41 PM PDT by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: george76
They just can't catch a break, can they? Maybe they can sick this army of sheisters on Dear Leader in PROK.
13 posted on
08/21/2006 2:27:41 PM PDT by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: george76
Japan has roughly 22,000 lawyers _ one for every 5,790 people, compared with one for every 268 in the U.S What kind of society needs a lawyer for every 250 people or so ?
14 posted on
08/21/2006 2:30:47 PM PDT by
Centurion2000
(Islam is a subsingularity memetic perversion : (http://www.orionsarm.com/topics/perversities.html))
To: george76; maikeru; Dr. Marten; Eric in the Ozarks; Al Gator; snowsislander; sushiman; ...
Wonder if I could make a few Yen translating all the lawyer jokes into Japanese...
J-word of the day: bengoshi = lawyer
Japan * ping * (kono risuto ni hairitai ka detai wo shirasete kudasai : let me know if you want on or off this list)
15 posted on
08/21/2006 2:31:58 PM PDT by
DTogo
(I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
To: george76
And they thought being on the receiving end of atomic weapons was bad!
16 posted on
08/21/2006 2:35:12 PM PDT by
blau993
To: george76
This will destroy Japan more surely (but more slowly) than any atomic bomb.
18 posted on
08/21/2006 2:50:17 PM PDT by
pankot
To: george76
sorry folks, THIS IS GOOD NEWS.
In Japan, it is CRAZY how utterly impossible it is for the Average JoeMura to get a legal defense.
Even if it makes me sound like a friggin LEFTY, LOTS of good Japanese people have confessed to all sorts of crap they didn't do, just cuz they couldn't get a lawyer, or weren't afforded access to one.
Japan has exactly the OPPOSITE problem from the USA.
In many cases, if you're a foreign corporation, you just can't get legal representation of any kind. Or...you're confined to a kind of proto legal advisor.
THIS IS LONG OVERDUE.
19 posted on
08/21/2006 3:06:36 PM PDT by
gaijin
To: george76
Forget Godzilla: the REAL monsters are about to invade Tokyo. . .
23 posted on
08/21/2006 4:09:15 PM PDT by
Salgak
(Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
To: george76
28 posted on
08/21/2006 4:51:38 PM PDT by
bert
(K.E. N.P. Keep watch for the Mahdi...... he's coming on 22 August!!)
To: george76
Free trade: we'll send Japan three lawyers for every engineer they send us.
To: george76
In the United States, with about twice Japan's population, the number (of new lawyers) is closer to 75,000. And to think people are actually worrying about an epidemic of bird flu.
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