I bet the food's better than the on LCF.
And what dutiful father wouldn't announce his arrival to a gaggle of google-eyed youngsters over the Wiendermobile PA system, that the king of cool had arrived (and that his son would have no mistake where his Dad was.
He'd always comply with the well established customs of the cool & "in" crowd by peeling rubber, er stalling, as he pulled away.
Dave says that although his son, now 25, has forgiven him, to be safe, that's why he's still in the federal witness protection program. O.K., so I made that part up about Dave burning rubber in the Wienermobile, but it did sound cool, eh?
......CORNDOG AIRFREIGHT, maybe?