The Mahdi or 12th Imam or whatever he is will probably appear on Greta's show on Fox News tomorrow to announce that it was actually Ahmadinejad that killed JonBenet Ramsey, not that John Mark Karr dude.
Hell, Pissant. I'd bet twenty to one that Oprah would book him, service him, and push his memoirs on live TV. Wearing a Merry Widow. And a leprechaun hat. Guaranteed she'd try to turn a profit from the end of the world.