Posted on 08/19/2006 6:51:10 AM PDT by MaggieCarta
SONG: My Law School Told Me You Better Shop Around.
(Tune: My Momma Told Me You Better Shop Around)
Just because you've briefed a big case now
There's still some things that you must understand now
Before you step into court with demands now
Make your choice nonrandom as you can now
My law school taught me:
You better shop around
There's some knowledge I want to bestow now
Know which way that the wind's gonna blow now
Judgments come and judgments are gonna go now
The more you look, you’ll find one apropos, now
My law school taught me:
You better shop around
You must use your all best jargon, son
Don't stay stuck with the very first one
Hard working judges come a dime a dozen
Try to find you one with a verdict you’re lovin’
Presume you got no standing to sue, now
Find one who’s in bed with ACLU now
My law school taught me:
You better shop around
Pretty dang good.
I doubt this idiot bee-otch judge has ever even read the Constitution!
Thanks! Doug From Upland is my mentor...
Very clever : )
"Thanks! Doug From Upland is my mentor..."
You could do alot worse!
Possibly not. This seems to be a standard thing in Michigan. I have it on good authority that our Sen. Lenin (oh, my bad) Sen. Levin once said with regard to Constitutional authority for the Federal government to oversee Education: "I don't know where it is in there (the Constitution), but it's there."
You could do alot worse!
Way worse. Thanks!
I e mailed this to several lawyer pals.
Thanks! But, please, don't encourage me by giving me an even wider audience...
Music can be found here --- http://www.davebluesybrown.homestead.com/smokey.html
Get a guitar,new or used, learn the guitar basics in 3months, play a couple of coffeehouses and record some of your music on CDs.
Oh, no! Make it stop: "The 6th Won't Second Anna's Motion" TUNE: "I second that Emotion" -- Oh, wait, ruining the meter, again. Whew--I can quit, now.
Yeah, but the laughter and applause would doubtless drown out my singing. (Which, on reflection, may be a good thing)
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