Authorities Warning Women Not to Wear Gel Bras As Worries of Possible Female Bombers Increase

ABC News ^ | August 16, 2006 | Richard Esposito and Anna Schecter

[meowmeow]

I'm always amazed at the products out there that I didn't even know existed.

[Obie Wan]

Look,we can't take any chances here.For the sake of security I'll volunteer to check for gel bras,and profiling is of utmost importance.Only good looking females between the ages of 18 and 40 need be checked !!!

[conservative blonde]

What is a gel bra?

[PennsylvaniaMom]

I believe body heat would keep the inserts in their liquid form...Victoria's Secret sells the water version...the augmentation of an implant without the surgery. And I can't believe we all have to think this way now...but we have to. Scary times.

[Dumpster Baby]

Ummm, is it still OK for me to wear my Male Enhancement Gel Briefs??

[Robert A Cook PE]

OK, I'll take the plunge... who will be the first to get busted?

(Robt waits fer answer(s).)

[TexasCajun]

What about bomb "implants"?

Shhhhhh. I said that in another thread and was told not to give 'em ideas.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

LOL...but it is the 'visual' that counts, right?

I feel like this is myth busters right now....

[conservative blonde]

That picture is disgusting. She looks like "mother earth."

[EGPWS]

U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes as information developed in the foiled London plot points to an expanding role for women in smuggling explosives on to an aircraft.

Gee's just relax and have a smoke. Oh wait a minute, just relax and have a drink. Oh wait a minute, just relax and do some crocheting. Oh, wait a minute, just relax and listen to your Ipod. Oh, wait a minute....Ah he!!, just buy a 50 million dollar Gulfstream or take the bus and relax!!!

[Tenacious 1]

Now, how do they inspect for "Gel Bras"?

I suspect only female securtiy officials get to participate in this process? Or do all women have to start removing their bras before boarding a plane?

[Lazamataz]

There are Muslim men between the ages of 17 and 45 plotting to rid the Earth of everyone that doesn't worship Allah and they worry about bottled water, sold AFTER getting to the gate, my 3 inch pocketknife, the nailfile on my clippers, and GEL BRAS? Profile, people, PROFILE!

Muslim men and women.

If they are Islamic, they don't fly.

White skinned, brown skinned, yellow skinned; old, young, middle-aged; male, female, indeterminate.

If they are Islamic, they don't fly.

[isthisnickcool]

Yea baby!

[My2Cents]

The look like offensive weapons to me --

[pageonetoo]

I just sent out an application to TSA!

[LiberalBassTurds]

Or something pulled from an orifice.

You bet Doug. It's the next logical step for these sociopaths. How we detect internal devices with current techniques is beyond me.

LBT
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[RexBeach]

Well, it's good to keep abreast of stories like this. I must say, this is one of the breast pieces I've seen in a spell.

[AMHN]

Are we looking at Plastic Surgeons?

Not only could they install explosives in Muslim women, but they could install them in anyone on their table.

They could be remotely activated. (After they've been given a free ticket for a vacation of their choice).

OK...time to profile!

What other body parts will be turned into cocktails from the Ayatollah .

[AnnaZ]

This is getting too ridiculous. I'm starting to lose my temper.

[jdm]

Good Lord!