LOL I usually go with flatlander, though I'll admit, I'm thinkin FIB in the back of my mind. As you know, thinkin something "sinful" is just like doing it. :o]
I work with a couple a Kasekopfs and they think calling me a FIB is insulting. I actually wear it with pride knowing that it means the idea that just being from Illinois bothers the hell out of them.
"Where's the bubbler, eh?"
:^)