One wonders what makes them so afraid or ashamed of what they put forth in the pageants that they don't want any probing of it. Perhaps unlike Biblical truth, it won't stand up to challenges.
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(That's a rhetorical question mark. You are plain nuts.)
Let me know the next time you have a family picnic. I'll make sure to show up with my camera so I can make a film that you know in advance will be critical of your family. Got nothin' to hide do you?