Posted on 08/11/2006 9:04:19 AM PDT by MindBender26
Comedienne SANDRA BERNHARDT, close friend of Madonna, has threatened to fight new security measures at airports imposed after a terrorist attack on planes flying from the UK to the US was averted. From yesterday (10AUG06), passengers flying from and to America have been banned from taking non-essential hand luggage onboard jets. But Bernhardt, who is scheduled to fly out of New York's JFK Airport today (11AUG06) is determined to break the rule. She tells the New York Daily News, "When I go to the airport and they try to take my MAC Plushglass away from me, it's going to be World War III!"
No kidding.. Many years ago when I lived in NYC and worked in a trendy 5th ave eatery, she would come in with her entourage. Had to wait on her, she is even WORSE looking in person, and not a very nice person to boot.
I would like to see her start some trouble with TSA.. lol it would be a good show.
I can't stand her but come on. She's just doing her un-funny schtick. I seriously doubt she intends to give screeners a hard time over lipstick.
I'm with her. Let her alone. She needs all the help she can get.
Ten heave duty garbage bags would not be enough to hide that.
>She's a (VERY POOR) comedian. It was a joke. I'm not sure the point of the joke, the article gives no real context.
All her jokes are lesbian jokes. Trust me, this was no joke.
Strip search her and then send the photos to Iran with the caption that this is one of the virgins that await them. That'll stop the terrorists if nothing else will.
You must have worked up a good starvation or have an iron stomach in order to eat with that old goat. ;-)
She's been around forever, so I don't have to take anyone's word for it. It is typical of her "edgy" humor.
Judging from the photo in reply 9 they're obviously mistaken.
Well they say that all good comedians speak from personal experience. So...why is she going to visit Madonna?
This that a guy in drag or what?!!
She needs more than lipstick.
Seriously, every time these monsters try something, we are all forced to go through new screening procedures more invasive and more humilating than before.
I can't wait for terrorists to devise explosive clothing. That should be VERY interesting.
As long as we react rather than proact, they have the edge.
The obvious solution to all this is the common thread that runs through all these attacks - Islam and Muslims.
Eliminate the source of the problem and the problem no longer exists.
What a load of crapola! My guess, all talk no action. I wouldn't be surprised if when she gets to the airports she caves. Either that or finds some excuse to change her travel plans. "But, But, I was going to have a showdown but at the last minute there was this luncheon/meeting, etc., I just had to go to..."
What's the old saying about "putting lipstick on a pig" ?????
Well, that kills any remaining fantasies I may have had about lesbians.
I dare anyone here to say she wasn't brilliant in the movie THE KING OF COMEDY....but I'm sure everyone here so quick to say what a bad actress she is doesn't even know what I'm talking about.
Can't she afford a private jet? The rules are lighter for those who own their own ride.
Someones 'ugly stick' has been putting in a lot of overtime lately!
Huresssssssssssssssssssph! [spit take with soda] "She's what?!
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