1. 99.9% of Israel's problems this summer, originated in Iran.
2. At least 50% of America's problems in Iraq originated in Iran, another 47.5 percent originated in Iran's poodle, Syria.
3. Without Iran, Syria and Hezbollah couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
4. With Iran, Syria and Hezbollah would still need ten minutes to fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
5. Saudi Arabian royalty hates Iran.
6. Bush named Iran to the axis of evil, along with two other nations, one of which has been subjected to regime change.
7. Bush said he would prevent Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons, and I believe he will.
8. Iran will probably fight to keep from losing their nuclear weapons program.
9. When Iran fights, Ayatollah Khamenei ends up pulled from a spider hole, scruffy and looking to make a deal.
10. You can lead an Olmert to a firefight, but you can't make him pull the trigger.
11. Without Iran, Syria and Hezbollah couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
12. Khamenei and Diner Jacket are at the bar right now, eating Goldfish and laughing their butts off.
13. He laughs best who laughs last.
Amazing:
01:50 FM: IDF to keep moving forward in Lebanon until takeover by Lebanese army (AP)
Brilliant.
With one exception. Mike Wallace (and all who think the way he does) can be added to #12.
Prime Minister Ehud Olmert spoke with US President George W. Bush on Friday night.
Olmert thanked the American president for his government's stance in the United Nations discussions ahead of a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Lebanon. (Ronny Sofer)
Foreign Ministry: Operation aimed at enabling Lebanese army to take over
A spokesperson for the Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem said that the continuation of the Israel Defense Forces operation in Lebanon is aimed at paving the way for the Lebanese army to take over the area.
Earlier it was reported that the IDF will continue its operation in southern Lebanon in spite of Prime Minister Ehud Olmert's decision to recommend on Sunday that the government accept the UN ceasefire agreement. (AP)
Olmert to ask gov't approves UN truce
Prime Minister Ehud Olmert will ask government ministers to approve a UN draft resolution aimed at ending the fighting between Israel and Hizbullah, sources said Friday.
Officials said earlier that the US-French draft is "good" for Israel. (Ronny Sofer)