Posted on 08/10/2006 4:27:03 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
Oh Yeah.
Profiling.
DUhhh. Your gubamint putting its head back in the sand. Again.
Multiple Choice Test
1. In 1968, Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated in Los Angeles by
(a) Superman,
(b) Jay Leno,
(c) Tiger Woods,
(d) a man from Palestine between 17 and 40 years old.
2. In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes were kidnapped and killed at the Munich Olympics by
(a) the kid who cuts your grass,
(b) Sitting Bull,
(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
3. In 1979, the US Embassy in Tehran was over-ran & 90 Americans were held for 444 days by
(a) Bruce Lee,
(b) Elvis Presley's deceased twin brother,
(c) a tour group of Minnesota grandmothers,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
4. During the 1980s, several Americans were kidnapped in Beirut by
(a) O J Simpson,
(b) the king of Sweden,
(c) the pope and a gang of Cardinals,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
5. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Lebanon was blown up, killing 220 Marines, by
(a) a Domino's Pizza delivery man,
(b) the president of the Southern Baptist Convention,
(c) Catherine Zeta-Jones,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
6. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70-year-old American passenger thrown overboard in his wheelchair by
(a) Sugar Ray Leonard,
(b) your next door neighbor,
(c) the Little Mermaid,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
7. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by
(a) Captain Kangaroo,
(b)Walt Disney,
(c) Mother Teresa,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
8. In 1988, Pan American Flight 103 was destroyed by a bomb in midair by
(a) Butch Cassidy,
(b) the Sundance Kid,
(c) the Tooth Fairy,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
9. The World Trade Center was bombed the first time in 1993 by
(a) Stonewall Jackson,
(b) Michael Jordan,
(c) Winston Churchill,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
10. In 1998, U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by
(a) Santa Claus,
(b) your sister's cat's grandmother's first owner's son's basketball coach's ex-wife,
(c) the World Wrestling Federation,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
11. On September 11, 2001, airliners were hijacked to crash into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon by
(a) Bugs Bunny,
(b) Bob the Tomato,
(c) Ricky Martin,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
12. In 2002, Daniel Pearl of the Wall Street Journal was kidnapped and beheaded by
(a) Bonnie and Clyde,
(b) the Michelin man,
(c) Barney Fife,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
13. In July of 2005, several targets were attacked in central London, killing 52 persons, by
(a) the Orkin Man,
(b) Margaret Thatcher,
(c) Mr. Goodwrench,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
add the USS Cole, Nick Berg's beheading and the Barcelona bombings
Damn. I guess I won't be able to bring my Jello Collection on the plane then...
Hope this helps...
Don't forget there are many blue-eyed/blond-haired muslims, along with blacks and Asians.
Or my urine sample collection.
Ok, someone answer me this..what happens..what happens IF the next time they try to sneak something onto a plane and have it hidden in a body cavity?? it's not out of the realm of possibility considering these guys will go through any lengths to blow stuff up and need ways to get it onboard..
what happens to the travelling public then?
Jump on this for being dumb, but I'd bet some imam somewhere would find something in the koran that says it's ok..
I sure hope they crack down on the grandmothers, as usual. You wouldn't believe the power of the chemicals that make their hair blue. They're a really dangerous bunch.
Let's just all fly nude. Let's carry this to its logical conclusion and strip. And then we'll have to all submit to pat downs and searches of any orifice.
They are not going to profile here. Get used to it. So they must do something.
Maybe not far fetched. Imagine a woman smuggling something in her .........
I think there are cases where women have smuggled drugs in their.......
Anything for Allah.
fine, a weak point, imo,
re: Those of pakistani origin detained ib England or of the wandering egyptian yutes, how many are blonde and blue eyed?
How many of the 9/11 hijackers were blonde haired and blue-eyed?
More insanity at TSA and DHS. They're doing this to us because they refuse to profile.
And President Bush refuses to countermand them.
I'm driving everywhere, not flying.
makes sense to just drive at least for shorter trips.
All day I have watched calm, uncomplaining people, both Brit and Yank, patiently go through the chaos at the airports. I heard interviews on many shows with passengers and everyone was cheerful and undertanding.
Must have bothered AP, so they made sure to make this the sort of article that elicits groans. Maybe Schumer was the stringer on this story!
I am glad they don't give the crews special treatment. I do not trust that crews are not infiltrated by Muslims.
After 9/11, I was dreading flying, from all the negative stories. In reality, it was not much worse than before, except for the shoe part.
And bingo daubers, don't forget their bingo daubers.
I had heard a report that the intended explosive was peroxide based which would be ignited by a flash bulb or electronic device that would provide a spark to ignite it.
I guess any woman or man that has had their hair dyed using peroxide or such deserves special attention as well, not to mention folks who utilize and carry camera equipment.
Lets just keep tightening the noose ,, on all the wrong folks, why don't we?.
Gives a whole new meaning to "blow it out your @$$".
I have any number of acquaintances in the same boat as you, as a rule I don't proposed singling them out based on that alone, but when it comes to those travelling, to ignore them as things sit today as a result of even more events of late, I am glad you understand, it is nothing personal, it is only prudent.
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